(Frisk walks up to the Temmie Shop for the first time. They pull a Dog Residue from their pocket. They put it on the counter and look at Temmie.)
8 Gold. Please.
*OooH! Dog reSidus!!! But teM has pAy f0r coll3g...
(Frisk looks straight ahead.)
You do know I will infinitely sell you these Residues, and occasionally a Dog Salad, until I have enough money, FROM YOU, to pay for your own education?
...
*yaYA.
(Frisk walks away.)
YOU ARE READING
A Collection Of Undertale Puns
HumorCan't get any more punny than this. Oh, look, a punintended joke! Copyright 20∞, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Inc. [REDACTED]