A Collection Of Undertale Puns

Bull-y

     It was nearing the end of summer, and Frisk had to prepare to go to school for the first time since the barrier was broken.
     "what's gettin' ya down, kiddo?" Sans said while mussing Frisks hair.
     "W H A T  I F  T H E Y  B U L L Y  M E ?" Frisk signed.
     "WHA-- BULLY YOU?" Papyrus barged in. "NO-ONE SHALL DO SUCH A THING TO MY HUMAN!! SANS! I'M GOING OUT!"
     Papyrus left with one swift motion.

     "PSST- SANS-" Sans woke up, groggy. It was around midnight.
     "I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN FOR OUR HUMAN! THEY CAN'T BE BULLIED UNDER PROTECTION OF THE-"
     Papyrus took Sans into the front yard.
     "-Y BULL!"
     Papyrus had taken a cow from a ranch a few miles away and painted a sloppy 'y' on its' side.
     "jesus christ paps where did you get the cow-- hh--" Sans was on the ground laughing.

     Heyyy guys. Sorry I haven't weitten like- AT ALL this summer. Keep the pun scenarios rolling in, homies!
-Scorpio