She was in her bed crying. I tackle hugged her. "Poodle! Tis I the frenchiest fry! Technically fries are from Belgium.." She blinked. I wiped away her tears and explained EVERYTHING. Even how a baby is made. "A man frickle frackles with a lady. Then when she's tired she eats an already born child, stomach acid breaks down the child into a baby and nine months later the child burst through her stomach like the alien in space balls and does a dance number." Afterwards we watched hetalia and dan and Phil. Twas amazing. I saw my poodles beautiful smile and I punched her mom and stepdad in the face so hard they thought it was a dream. Soon I poofed away.
