"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" I loudly screamed as Prussia and China rushed over.
"What ze hell happened?" Prussia asked.
"MY PANTS ARE WET!!!" I wailed, kicking my legs in the air.
China sighed and said "Did you pee in your pants, aru?"
I sat up instantly and shouted in response "NO THAT COW KNOCKED MY MILK ONTO MY PANTS AGAIN!!"

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A Hero's Diary
CasualeA bunch of random stuff and stories! You call this a diary, right?