Me: What are you reading?
Girl: *reading and not looking up* I'm reading about my boyfriend.
Me: Wait, your boyfriend is in a history book about America?!
Girl: Yeah. And?She never bothered to look up, so she makes me kind of uncomfortable.
Her boyfriend must be really famous to be put in a history book about America...

YOU ARE READING
A Hero's Diary
AcakA bunch of random stuff and stories! You call this a diary, right?