A Hero's Diary

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Me: Hey, hey, everyone, wanna hear a horror story?
England: It's past Halloween...
Me: But!
France: Just go ahead. We'll be listening.
England: ...
Me: Yay! Ok, so there were three boys named Bobby, Bob, and Tom! They all went to a haunted house together! Bobby brought a bat, Bob brought a knife, and Tom brought nothing! They went to the basement of the haunted house and saw a shaking coffin, which was moving towards them! Bobby dropped his bat and ran away, and Bob did, too! Then Tom just stood there and put a cough drop in his mouth, and then...
China: Wait, what's the cough drop for?
Me: To make the coughin' stop! *laughs*
England: Haha, very funny, say are you gonna go into the coughin' yourself?