If I could pick how to die
If I could pick the way I died
Would I make it slow or make it fast
Would I make it instant?
Would I make it last?
I could choose to drown
That seems like a good way to go
But then I’d end up shark food
Drowning, how about no?
I could have a heart attack
That would be very cliché
But when you have a heart attack don’t you shit yourself?
Heart attack, hell no, no way!
I could be hit by a vehicle
I’d like to be hit by a bus
Actually scratch that
It’d cause too much fuss
Why am I wondering anyway?
I’m only fifteen for Christ’s sake
Okay that’s it; that settles it
Before bed, no more cake!
