The Bro Code Guide For Bro's (Results May Vary)

House Warming Party

⏰(beep beep beep beep). Yaaawwwn well I gotta get up, I got to welcome my roommates today. Well I guess I better get ready.

After during My Daily Activities.....

(Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch).
Mmm this Captain Crunch is good, mmm. (Ding Dong Ding Dong). Huuh, man I was enjoyin this Captain Crunch who is ringing the door bell. (The door creaks as it opens). Yoooo what's up Qaung. Nothing Much, just living that Asian life. Hey Isaiah the guys are here too. Hello. Ramen Noodles what's up(his name is actually Ramon but we Like Ramen Noodles). Sup Kermit(that's what the guys call me and people from high school). Too Shay Ramon,Too Shay. Sup y'all I hope y'all ready to play 2k. Jaylin nobody cares bruh. Sup y'all. Sup said everyone. Hello would anyone like a spot if tea(scott says in a British Accent). Scott what's up govna I replied. I believe I have some Crumpets for ya I say. Why thank you good sir says Scott. So would you guys like to see you knew home. Sure says the guys. Whoa this place is huge. Alright you guys go upstairs and pick your rooms. Aiight.

(Once everyone finish picking their rooms and getting settled)

Ahh man after all those boxes I opened I'm hungry Ramon says. Hmm let me see what's in the fridge. (Clanging of things in fridge). Well we have no food. Anyone bring money. No everyone yells. OMG y'all niggas did not bring no money. Nope. Broke ass niggas. Well we got to get a job I say. Well do that in the morning. But I got 20 dollars, so how about burgers on me. Yeah.

5hours later.

I'm bored. Well Jaylin maybe if you didn't take a bite if the Hobbit Movie Disc then maybe we would not be sitting on the couch bored. Well sorry. Well its 6:00. So lets brush our teeth and go to sleep I say. But I don't have a toothbrush says Jaylin. Nigga how the hell you don't have a toothbrush Bro. Maybe because he don't brush them crooked teeth says Qaung. Hey Qaung shut up bro with yo ching chong Wong bong head ass up says Jaylin. What you say you racist little... Come here(Qaung grabs Jaylin and tackles him to the ground). Yal two need to stop. Yall are going to kill each other man. Jaylin stop the childish shit bro this ain't high school no more. Qaung stop getting so defensive people been saying that since 7th grade bro. We are friends not enemies Now lets start job hunting.
After many hours of arguing

Alright we all agreed on Walmart right I say. Yeah. Ok we start tomorrow at 9:00am. Ok you guys want to play 2k says Jaylin. Sure we all say.

After 2 hours of playing 2k.

Yeah Jaylin you was talking all that shit earlier about how you was going to beat me bruh. How you feeling now. Good. No nigga you feeling saltie as fuck bro. Ok I got you next time said Jaylin. Well y'all wanna get in the pool. Yeeeeaaah boooy. Aiight get ready.

After everyone finish changing.
Yo Ramon what the hell are those swimming trunks boy. They look like the shorts the WWE Superstars where. Hey my mom bought me these. Hahaahaha. Yo mama hate you Ramon. Leave me alone. Ok ok I'll stop. Ok lets dive in scott put my towel over there.

After a 1hour of swimming the guys got ready for bed.

Man this was a ok day. Yeah aiight see y'all tomorrow.
Night. Night.
To be continued in chapter 2......