The Bro Code Guide For Bro's (Results May Vary)

A New Roomate

So guys sorry its been like a year and a half since I updated this book and honestly I'm sorry but I'm back and I've transitioned into high school and its the summer and I have a lot of free time so I can update my books more often BTW I'm starting a new book real soon let's say its two dudes who are so-called love doctors but that's coming soon anyway let's get into the chapter

(Yaaaawn) hmm I'm hungry. So I go into the kitchen grab a box of cereal and start to eat. Pretty soon after that the other faggots wake up. "Morning Zae", Ramon says. Morning I replied back. Then everyone came downstairs and gave their morning greeting and we all sat and ate. Then I realized I had an announcement to make. So I decide to tap my glass to get everyone's attention. Ah hem umm guys so I got a call from a friend yesterday and she asked to move in and I said yeah. So Quang quickly responds with what friend and I say.... Deanna. So everyone looks frightened and they all say. Its the CONTROL FREAK. And I was like come on guys its not that bad. It's not that bad, bitch are you blind like God Damn you must have less brain cells than Jaylin to think that Trevon replies. Everyone snickers in agreement. I say back with a fiery passion OK OK maybe your right. Dude you gotta say no Jaylin says. I retort back I already said yeah you dumb ass bitch. Nigga are you legally blind, we gonna lose are man cards if she moves in Jaylin, says. Nigga you lost that along time ago Jaylin Quang says in a sarcastic tone. Shut up you Jackie Chan looking ass bitch Jaylin angrily says back. Quang says.... Jaylin do you want these Jackie Chan hands you predator lookin ass FUCK Boi. Ramen immediately breaks up the encounter. I say... OK guys she's coming and that's final. Jaylin replies with a dumb ass comment and says ohhhhh you would let you girlfriend move in.

Just a little incite on what is referring to. So Deanna and I met in 6th grade and became good friends with the same interests. So people got the wrong idea and said that we looked good together and saying we were a couple despite us telling them we were just friends even teachers got in on it but in 9th grade that pretty much stopped Cuz we went to different high schools. Now back to the chapter

Jaylin shut the Fuck up that shit is getting old now if you keep talking imma knock your upper lip and your over bite in hoe. OK OK I'm sorry Jaylin scarily says. I replied with yeah that's what I thought faggot. So after everyone got dressed and relaxed the doorbell rang. I say that's her. Everyone sighs and says all shit. I say cut it out before she woop yall ass. So I answer the door and DeAnna says hey Isaiah and I say wassuuuppp and everyone says in a scary tone hahaha yeah wasupp. She greets everyone. Hey noodles. Hey Quang. Hey Jaylin Damn Nigga you still ugly as Fuck but it's okay maybe it'll be that one girl. Jaylin says shutup you fat bitch. Deanna yells you wanna go bitch. Jaylin says hell yeah fat girl.

He said that because Trevon is fat boy and she Is fat girl get it Cuz they fat but the difference is deanna accepts it Trevon is in denial. I am not in denial Trevon says. Bitch get out my nar ration. OK but back to the good shit.

Quang and I quickly jump in to stop a fight from breaking out. Calm down guys Ramon says. So after everyone calms down and deanna finished unpacking we had a talk. It's about 9pm she came at about 3 but we had to move her shit in. So deanna you have a job I say. She says yeah imma editor for a small channel you tuber. I say that's cool Ramon and I were thinking of starting a channel as well but we trying to rack up some money first. She says sounds cool. So I told her about how we worked at Walmart but Ramon and I applied to gamestop and we're hired and Quang got a new job as a intern at a engineering company but Jaylin was jobless yall know why if yall read the 2nd chapter. So we talk about the split for the rent 20% each Cuz it is 5 of us. And at this time it's 10pm and I tell the guys we better hit the hay. They agree and we explain to the deanna how Jaylin the dumb ass don't have a toothbrush and she laughs. She says Jaylin you're Fucking slow. He says shut the Fuck up I just happened to forget. She says sure them yellow teeth says otherwise bitch. Jaylin says back Fuck you. I say be quiet you two and go to bed they closed there mouths and went to there rooms and everyone was off to bed.

So guys I hoped you guys liked the chapter it was not too long or too short I probably could have made it longer but I just wanted to get it out because there was such a high demand for so here you go. Don't forget I have a new book coming in the next week or two maybe in a few days because I have the idea and where I want to go with the book I just have to type it up and stuff so look forward to that. Next chapter will be 1500 words or more depends I just have to get an idea for chapter 4 so I hope I can think of something soon if you guys have a suggestion just hit me with a comment. So yeah i will see you guys real soon so vote, tell your friends about the book and immediately the for the support now let me shut the Fuck up OK peace.