Hetalia x Reader one shots!!

BTT Rap battle

Y/n's PVO:
I was reading, minding my own business when I looked up to hear the call of danger,"ohonhonhonhonhon, kesesesesesese, fusosososososo!" I mentally facepalmed and raised my eyebrow at the three idiots who decided to bug me.

"Kese, hey y/n!" Smirked the obnoxious albino, taking my book away. Spain grinned,"We challenge you to..." He said trailing off. "A rap battle!" Shouted an excited French man.

"Hanh?" I asked cocking my head. Spain sighed,"We want to know if you can rap!" "Ooooohhhh!" I nodded and stood, cracking my knuckles,"Prepare to get your asses beat!"

Prussia started beat boxing, and France started,"oui oui mon ami, je m,appelle Lafayette~!"

I rolled my eyes and cut him off,"hold up this game, match point set! You ain't gonna win at least not yet! Your fancy Frenchy words mean nothing to me! Singing so slow!, man this ain't glee!  Jeez France that's truly sad! Hasn't anyone ever told you that plagiarism's bad? Step back from this battle before it's too late! Cause your raps are so lame they have an expiration date!"
His jaw was on the floor and Prussia had stopped beat boxing. But I wasn't done wooping them yet! Spain stepped up next,"I know France is easy but don't think twice! I'm gonna beat you faster than China eats rice! My rapping beats you harder than 2p America! So run away quick before my words hit ya! You should be scared to vs me! I may be a country but I'm one dope mc!"

I raised an eyebrow,"yawn you call that a verse? That sounded worse than one English God awful curse! If you were a dragon you would never spit fire! Cause old man you really need to go off and retire! Sit down pops before you bust a hip! Or I'll make you doll, as my tongue  cracks like a whip!"

Spain sat down and smiled, I guess he was just amazed. Prussia was next,"I~!" I cut him off,"Nope! You don't get to get a word in edge wise! Cause when I rap, the fucking oceans rise! Bitch I'll whip you boys harder than Oliver whips batter! But what's the matter? This battle is retarted! You lost it be for it even started! Challenging me was a big mistake! I'm like 2p England, I'll turn you bastards to cake!"

It was completely silent in the room. I picked up my book and sat down reading like nothing ever happened, and the boys stood there, burn marks all over them! I looked up and smiled at them,"Like I said, you came you saw and I still kicked your asses!"

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!!!
Epic rap battles of  literally history!!
*laughs really hard*
Rapping is hard sorry if it isn't good tho! :p