The Pokémon Pervert Clerk

In the Pokémart

Pokémon Trainer: *walks into Pokémart* Can I have some Pokéballs?
Clerk: You can have my balls.
Trainer: *pretending he didn't hear that* I'll have the ultra balls.
Clerk: My Ekans used harden.
Trainer: What?
Clerk: What?
Clerk: Here's 10 ultra balls.
Trainer: *takes ultra balls* Uhh, thanks. How much do they cost?
Clerk: Nothing for your sweet ass.
Trainer: Umm, for real, how much are they?
Clerk: Free, if you can be mine for the night.
Trainer: Ok, creep, I'm going to ask one more time. How much do these fucking ultra balls cost?
Clerk: Your virginity.
Trainer: How would you even?-- You know what, you can keep the ultra balls, I'm just gonna go. *starts to leave*
Clerk: Wait.
Trainer: What do you want, creep?
Clerk: I want you.
Trainer: I'm leaving, now. *starts opening door to leave*
Clerk: *runs over and blocks door* Don't leave. Not yet.
Trainer: What the fuck do you want from me!?
Clerk: *whispering in the trainer's ears* I want you to be mine.
Trainer: *trying to force his way out* I'm leaving. Now.
Clerk: I can't have that. *starts removing shirt* You've been naughty.
Trainer: What the fuck is wrong with you!? Let me leave! *pushing the clerk out of the way and running out the door*
Clerk: Damn, another one got away.