Non-equestrian: I broke a nail.
Equestrian: I broke a toe when a beast five times my size decided to mistake me for a scratching post... Suck it up.
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Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians
RandomNon-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not su...
Broken nails
Non-equestrian: I broke a nail.
Equestrian: I broke a toe when a beast five times my size decided to mistake me for a scratching post... Suck it up.
