Non-equestrian: yesterday we were on a trail ride and OMG my horse kept stopping and eating grass lol
Equestrian: yeah lol haha... Mine ripped out an entire corn stalk and ate the whole thing.
Non-equestrian:
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Okay story time!
This is based off my life. Today we went on a trail ride and my horse ripped out an ENTIRE FUCKING CORNSTALK from someone's field and ATE IT so that's where I get my stealing habits from and also
You know how there's horses that like, grab grass while they're walking, and then there's the ones that stop, grab grass and then keep going, and then there's the horses that be like "I'm walking, I'm walking... PSYCH I'm eating HAHAHAH
So... Guess which one Skip is.
This also gives me an idea for another one because my hands are now completely bruised and blistered and it's kind of sad because it's a normal thing for me and people are like "why your hands be like that" and I'm like "horses ✌️"
So watch out for the next one.
TELL ME YOUR BEST FAVOURITE FUNNY HORSE MOMENT I MIGHT USE SOME IN UPCOMING PARTS!!
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