Mine. Eren x Genderbend!Levi

Chapter 6

"Eren, breakfast is ready! Come eat now!" I heard my Mom's voice echo from downstairs.
I pulled away from Levi and held her by her shoulders, so she wouldn't look away from me.
"You okay?" I asked softly, her watering silver hues stared deeply into mine.
"Yeah." She whispered back softly.
"I'll go downstairs and wait, you can go wash your face, the tears are still there. First door on the left." I stood up and made my way downstairs. I soon smelled the godly smell of my Mom's pancakes.
I rushed into the kitchen and took a seat at the island counter, eagerly I watched as Mom flipped the last pancake onto the plate and turned around to face me.
"Jeez, you really are an animal aren't you?" She chuckled slightly and placed the pancakes down. Then proceeded to walk out of the kitchen going God knows where.
I immediately started to wolf down the first 3 on the top, before realizing that they were burning the fuck out of my tongue. I spit them onto the plate and started screaming.
"FUCK ME. FUCK ME IN THE ASS. DEAR FRECKLED JESUS SLAP THAT HOLY FUCKING ASS!" At that exact moment I knew shit was going down.
Alex and Levi were walking down the stairs talking and probably laughing about how stupid I was, from previous experiences.
Mom was walking through the archway carrying a basket of laundry.
And my long lost Father walked through the our front door, from one of his 3 month trips.
They were all met with the same godforsaken sight before them.
Me. Me screaming about getting fucked in the ass and freckled Jesus slapping holy asses. A mush of steaming unrecognizable pancakes on the counter and the floor. The fridge door was hanging open loosely, random contents spilled on the floor. And me practically doing a back bend over our kitchen sink, my head under the faucet, and running water trickling into my open mouth, and I started choking because I saw everyone watching me. I tried to get out from under the sink but failed horribly I just ended up head butting the the faucet.
"FUCK, THAT MOTHER FUCKING HURT YOU PIECE OF SHIT SINK!" I yelled again and wiggled out from under the sink holding my throbbing forehead. There was water running down my chin and onto my shirt.
Alex was trying so hard not to laugh. Her face was purple.
Levi was either trying not to laugh or blush. Maybe both.
Mom looked shocked.
Dad looked like he was going to laugh.
I started to laugh, along with Dad and Alex. Soon Mom and Levi joined in.
"Well then, son that was quite the show you gave us here." Dad sat his suit case on the floor and sat on the island chair.
"Mom can I have an ice pack?" I was still cradling my hurt fore head. But damn that sink was hard.
"Yes honey." She walked to the freezer and pulled out a dinosaur ice pack from when I was five.
I didn't care right now so I grabbed it and pushed it to my forehead. Grunting in thanks to Mom who just smiled.
"Nice ice pack." Alex walked in the kitchen and opened the fridge looking for water I guess. She pulled out a water bottle and popped the cap, her eyes never leaving my crumpled form.
"What are you staring at?" I spat at her, she finished her drink and replied
"Your girlfriend is staring at you." She then walked away, I turned to see Levi standing there awkwardly.
"Oh shit sorry." I rushed to introduce her to my Dad.
"Levi meet Dad, Dad meet Levi." I said and watched Dad's facial expressions go from
Surprised, angry, and confused.
"How did you get a girl to come over? Let alone be your girlfriend?" He looked at me as Levi's face literally blew up into a blushing mess.
"Well first of all, it's for a project, second of all she's not my girlfriend." I stated calmly
"I DONT THINK PROJECT PARTNERS CUDDLE ON THE SOFA!" I heard Alex yell through the floor from her room.
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!" I yelled back even though I knew she probably wouldn't answer me
"Cuddle?" Dad asked suspiciously
"It was an accident, we finished our project early and we watched a movie." I grumbled stuffing a now cooled down pancake into my mouth
"Alright son." He started to eat pancakes and I motioned for Levi to come eat.
She happily obliged and sat down next to me, there were no more so I pushed the rest of my 4 pancakes in between Levi and I.
"We can share." I picked up another as Levi did the same, well at least we're not as awkward now. Even though we probably should be at least a little awkward after our kiss and the previous make out session upstairs.
"My brother is coming to pick me up in about 15 minutes." She looked down at her phone and announced to the rest of us, concealing her trembling voice that I knew was hiding behind her casual one now.
"Alright, well you could get your stuff, your father and I are going out tonight Eren, were leaving in about an hour." Mom said and walked out of the kitchen towards her room, Dad followed closely behind her.
"Hey if you want I can punch him, teach him a lesson." I whispered in Levi's ear.
"Eren y-you can't do that! He'd kill you! And me!" She whispered yelled back after swallowing some pancake.
"And why can't I?" I questioned sarcastically, eating the last of my pancake, then drinking some milk.
"Eren just don't." She laughed at the end to show she wasn't serious.
"Oh I will." I got up from the chair and walking the dishes over to the sink, for Mom to wash later of course.
"I'm going to go upstairs and grab my bag." I heard Levi call and some distant footsteps up the stairs.
I sighed and waited for Levi to come back patiently.
"BEEPEPEPEPEPEPPPPP, LEVI GET YOUR SMALL ASS OUT HERE!" I heard yelling coming from the front yard. I opened the front door and saw a brand new, shiny, white car. Inside sat a blonde man with some huge ass fucking eyebrows.
I wonder if he uses like, some growing shit on those beasts. How big would his eyebrows look on my face, smaller or bigger?They are seriously the hugest fucking things I have ever seem roam the earth. For gods sake they are probably animals, that roll in herds and shit. They probably colonized his goddamn face. He probably has to feed those things to keep them from eating his face off. What would you feed eyebrows? Do you have to groom those caterpillars like dogs? Do they shed?
I was interrupted with Levi nudging me in my side.
"They're huge right?" She asked as we stared into his eyebrows, he stared at us with a dumbfounded look on his face.
"I'll punch those bastards right off his face." I deadpanned and crossed my arms
"God dammit Eren, stop!" She whisper yelled and walked down the front steps to his car and sat in the front, opening the door, sitting down, waving to me, and her brother driving away rather hastily while muttering strings of curse words, like me.
What the hell is his problem? I shrugged and stepped back inside.
I saw Mom step out of her room, wearing a long, red, sparkling dress. It went to her ankles. It had a v-neck and it was open backed. She had strings of white beads around her wrists and neck. A gold hand bag rested in between her palms. Her hair was in an up-do with some curly strands hanging down to frame her smiling face. She had pale lipstick on and some faint eyeshadow over her honey brown orbs.
She spun around in a full circle, the bottoms of her dress lifting from the ground slightly as she spun.
"How do I look?" She asked me as she finished her spin.
"Wow Mom, you look great!" I smiled brightly at her and watched her round eyes widen in happiness, some small wrinkles forming under her eyes from old age.
"Is Dad really that big a deal?" I joked and she laughed
"Yes honey." She put her hand on my shoulder as she laughed.
Soon enough, Mom and I had been talking for about 5 minutes before Dad walked out, wearing a tux with a red tie, matching Mom's dress.
Dad's eyes lit up as he looked at Mom. She turned to fully face him and smiled one of her infamous smiles.
"You look Great Grisha." She complemented and fixed his tie so it was centered in the middle of the suit instead of to the left.
"You look better Carla." He pulled her face up to meet his and attached his lips to hers.
I started gagging and fake throwing up behind Mom, Dad saw quickly and shot me a playful glare. I laughed a little bit, old people were so cute. Even though they weren't that old.
"Well we'll be leaving now, we should be back at about 8" Dad left and shut the door, while holding Mom's hand.
Apparently there was a party at a mansion in town, that's why they were leaving at about noon. It had something to do with selecting a prince for the country.
Meh. I don't care. I hopped on the couch starting up my play station and watching Fairytail on Netflix.
My latest addiction