Mine. Eren x Genderbend!Levi

Chapter 7

The weekend was boring after Levi left.
I just played GTA5, ate a lot of food, slept,and watched Fairytail.
It's like very other weekend of the year. I pushed open the front door to my HighSchool.
Stepping inside and pulling out my earbuds. I walked down a couple of hallways, thinking about life.
My locker was across the hall from our art class. A couple lockers down, was my sworn enemy, Jean Kirshtien. Football quarter back, and an A-class asshole.
I didn't have a problem with the football team, they all liked me, I liked them. Except for Jean.
Some of the other players have admitted to liking me better than Jean, so fuck off horse face. The hallway was empty, so I could openly kick his ass without any witnesses. I guess that's a good sign.
"So what's going on in gaytown, jeager bomb?" He taunted me recklessly.
The last time this happened, he had a broken nose and three fractured ribs.
"What the hell do you want horsefucker?" I taunted back, he hated to be called a horse.
"Don't you dare call me a horse fucker! At least I don't suck dick!" He yelled
"First off, you are a horse fucker, you could be a fucking centaur for all we know, and second I'm not gay, I think you're the gay one here. What happened to 'getting some freckled Jesus ass' as you said at the party two weeks ago." I made air quotations around my point
"Really, at least I can get some ass." He taunted again
"Well I don't get any, unless of course your Mom's ass counts." I acted innocent and tapped my chin looking into the distance, pretending to think.
"You piece of fucking shit, say that to my face!" He grabbed me by my collar and lifted me off the ground, I just crossed my arms and stared boredly at him.
"I. Fucked. Your. Mom." I stared into his ugly horse eyes.
"That's fucking it." He raised his hand back in the form of a fist getting ready to punch me.
I kneed him in the balls, before he could swing. He was holding his horse nuts and neighing in pain.
"You asked for this." I kicked his crouched form, hard enough to here bones cracking.
After all, I am the Soccer Team Captain. Of course I kick hard.
I heard gurgling noises coming from Jean.
"Piece of shit." I spit at him and grabbed his shirt collar, lifting up his crying form.
I raised my right hand in the form of a fist, and forced my knuckles to connect with his face. I knew I probably broke my hand when I heard a sickening crack, from Jean's nose, my hand, or both, I'll never know.
Which brings me to the question. How many times have I broken his nose? 4 times? I don't even know.
I think I've broken at least 8 of his ribs from kicking him.
Bastard deserves it.
"I won't completely kick your horse fucking ass now." I finished packing my books from my locker and made it to home room before the bell rang. I'm good.
"Eren Jeager, come to the main office please." The loud speaker emitted that terrible fake voice of the office intern.
I groaned and stood up. Everyone in the class just watched me walk out of the room. This is probably a weekly occurrence.
I opened the door and was met with the sickening smell of fruity perfume. The intern probably wore too much. She looked to be in about her late 50's, she has red hair formed into a swirl on the left side of her head. She was wearing a pair of purple glasses that belong to an angry cat lady. Too much makeup was piled on her face. And she was crouched in front of the computer.
"To the principle please." She pointed her thumb to the connected office of our school principle.
Inside the room there were only two people.
Jean and Mr.Laxibus.
"Take a seat Mr.Jeager." The principle gestured for the chair in front of him, and next to the bloody horsefucker. Literally bloody.
I sat down and glared at Jean
"Mr.Kirshstein, says that you insulted him and his mother, then proceeded to savagely beat him to a pulp. Is this true?" The principle read off of a typed paper on his desk.
"No. May I tell you my side of the story?" I asked careful not to press any buttons, he can not call Mom.
"Go ahead Mr.Jeager." He motioned for me to start, his eyes not leaving the paper on his desk
"I was walking into the school, going to my locker to get my first period books. Jean makes a gay joke, which by the way isn't true. So I tell him to back off. He continues calling me Jeager bomb and gay.
So I told him I knew about him and Marco, and I fucked his Mom. Only because he told me that I don't get any ass. Which isn't true." I ended my explanation.
"Wel Mr.Jeager's version seems more likely to happen. With you two constantly making gay horse jokes so,I don't think Eren would make fun of you and your Mother without a good reason to. And then beating you is a whole other story." The principle seemed to be taking my side.
"Sir, I only beat Jean because he swung first." I reasoned, the principle nodded to me
"Alright Jean, 2 weeks detention for not including the whole story, and swinging first. Eren, you get 3 days for hitting him." I groaned loudly while Jean watched in fear, there are rumors going around that his Mom beats him, so I guess those are true.
"Eren go get cleaned up, Jean return to class." He shooed us out of his office.
"Good job horsefucker, if you weren't such a fucking tattle tale, I would be in class and your Mommy wouldn't have to hit you." I sneered at him and walked across the hall to the nurses office to get my hand cleaned before he could reply.
I swung open the door angrily, the smell of antibiotics wafting to my nose, creating a burning sensation.
"Eren?! What are you doing here?!" Levi stood in the nurses office. A pin on her right shoulder indicated that she was an assistant.
"I never knew you were an assistant." I walked in farther and sat on my usual stool, by the sink.
"I help out here first period. More importantly why are you here?" She pulled a stool over in front of me and sat down.
"I got in a fight." I answered blandly
"Let me see your hand." She held out her hand expectantly
I placed my right hand in her left hand. It looked a lot worse then it feels.
There were clearly defined bloody circles around each of my knuckles. My fingers were a disgusting purple and blue combination. And it was hard to move my wrist.
"Damn, you probably punch pretty hard." She commented and stared down at my hand
"I'll be right back." She stood from her stool and began racing around the little nurses office picking up random things.
She finally came back over with a small rolling table, antiseptics and cotton balls mixed with some other things.
"Alright this might hurt." She poured some alcoholic smelling liquid on the cotton ball and began to dab it along my knuckles.
I clenched my left hand as the burning cotton ball came in contact with my cuts.
She finally finished with cleaning my knuckles, this is the worst my cuts have ever hurt.
"Alright I need to see what exactly is broken." She said cautiously
"Go ahead." I nodded and watched as her hand moved closer to my own injured one.
Her fingers squeezed my pointer fingers joint.
It didn't hurt that bad so we decided it was just bruised.
She did this to the other four fingers.
My pointer and pinkie were fine, but my middle and ring finger were fractured.
"Alright onto the big one." She gently placed her hand on top of my wrist and squeezed slightly
I jolted as a shock of electricity shot up my arm.
"FUCK ME THAT FUCKING HURT WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?" I screamed in pain and clutched my now throbbing wrist to my chest and cradled it.
"Alright looks like we're going to the hospital." She grabbed four popsicle sticks and stuck one on each side of my wrist wrapping it in gauze tightly.
"Alright let's go." She stood up from the stool and I stood after her.
"Mrs.Verdberchek I am going to drive Eren to the hospital." She said kindly to which the intern just nodded and wrote something down on her paper.
Soon enough I was in the passenger seat of the car sitting next to Levi.
"You know, I could have drove, if you're that bad." I suggested her driving looked like she could destroy multiple countries.
"But your dominant hand is hurt, and I don't want you driving without your good hand." She replied back while starting her shiny black car.
"I'm ambidextrous." I said.
"What?! Really?!" She gasped out loud and looked at me.
"Yeah." I looked at my left hand.
"Wow only like 1% of the world is ambidextrous. You know how rare that is?" She questioned and pulled out of the parking lot, driving toward Maria Hospital
"Yeah I know, it's a huge advantage when I play..............soccer. SOCCER WHAT IF I CANT PLAY SOCCER?!" I yelled
"Well that will probably happen." She sighed
"This is bullshit!" I yelled once more.
I don't know how long I can go without playing soccer.
Probably not very long, and I'll most likely get fat from all the food I eat. That sport is the only thing keeping me from being obese in HighSchool.
Fuck me.

I just wanna say thanks to the few people who actually read this book. I know it's probably terrible. So sorry..............
But I have some questions to ask
Do you watch Fairytail?
If so, who's your favorite character?
My favorite is Natsu, I know main character is so typical but sorry, I can't help it.
And.......
If you had to choose between Eren and Levi who would you choose?
I can't decide personally.
Answer in the comments or something.