EASY PAY
A boy in year 19 thought he would get an ‘easy pay’ for baby sitting so he found the richest person on offer. They had one sweet baby girl, named Rachel. when he got there the mother said
“We made you some lasagne to eat while we are gone, the baby is upstairs sleeping there is the baby monitor if you hear her cry then go and give her a bottle.”
When they left he sat on the big lounge and ate the lasagne and talked with his friends on the phone and by the time it was over they were home without one sound from the baby. The husband was first to walk in
“You’r too late, the police will be here soon.”
“What do you mean?” the boy said
“The baby has been bad.”
“No, No she has been fine not one sound.”
“Before you came she was loud and would not stop wailing, so we did something about it.”
“What do you mean?!”
“All we needed was someone to blame.”
The boy lost of speak stood there gulping down air and heard the man say
“Tell me…how was that lasagne?”
