A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With strength born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed in the back yard. She literally manhandled him, putting his organ in a vice. Lightening quick, she secured it tightly and removed the handle. She picked up a hacksaw.
Her terrified husband screamed, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it off, are you?"
With a gleam of revenge in her eye, his wife put the saw in his hand and said, "Nope. I’m going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."
