Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey...Stuff

Babysitting

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey...Stuff

Emilie Brown

Chapter Thirteen: Babysitting

He was in quite the predicament, and he'd tell anyone if they asked. Not that anyone cared or anything. Rose and Jackie were out shopping at a local baby shop. Mickey was who knows where. Jack, well Jack was with the Doctor at the Powell estate, in fact, Jack was sitting on a nice lush couch laughing at the predicament that the Doctor was in, for the Doctor was babysitting three kids and boy were they rowdy. Jackie had gotten it into her head that since the Doctor had knocked up her precious little Rose that to show his worth as a father that he had to babysit and see how he could handle the varmints. The Doctor had told her it wasn't his first time at fatherhood and he knew what to expect, but oh did Jackie listen, no way, not at all. She told him something along the lines of that was like centuries ago and times have changed and his child is going to be a hybrid, half Time Lord and half Human. In fact she had already volunteered him to babysit her cousin's kids. So yep the Doctor was in a predicament alright, it didn't help that Jack was laughing in a corner and egging the kids on. The Doctors once beautifully brown pinstripe suit was now all dirty and dull. There were different colors of paint on it, he had reds, greens, and blues, and he also swears that he has baby poo on it from the baby's diaper.

The handsome Time Lord was getting really irritated, not at the three little devils but at the supposed Time Agent. Jack couldn't help laughing at the predicament he was in and out of desperation huddled the children together in a circle and came up a plan against Jack. That cocky bastard was going down if it would be the last thing he does. When Jackie and Rose got back from their 'little' shopping trip they had to stop at what they saw. In the den of the small apartment a fort with the cushions of the sofa was made, a very handsome Time Agent was defending himself –more like hiding- from the three children and the Doctor, for Jack was getting ganged up on by three little humans and a childish Time Lord. The Doctor and the children had containers o crayons ice, and paint and were chucking them at jack, that poor man had no idea what was coming to him… Literally. One moment he was on the phone with Ianto and the next he had to defend himself from flying objects. No one in the den saw the new arrivals, that was until a stray Ice-cube came soaring through the air and landed in Jackie's recently permed hair.

The room went deadly quiet after that. Jackie then started to scream at how childish everyone was being, not remembering that three of the five males in the room were in fact just children. Rose was leaning against the door frame laughing at everyone's expression. She walked over to her husband and pulled him out of the room.

"Hey, that's so unfair, what about me, Rosie?" Jack said trying to escape, but the wrath of Jackie Tyler stopped him from leaving.

"Sorry, Captain. You no doubt had this one coming." Rose and the Doctor exited the building the three children following them. Each child clung onto the Doctor's overcoat once they were at the front door of the children's respective home.

"Nooooooooooo, we no wanna go." They whined and held on tighter when their parents went to take them. Bending down to where he was on eye level with them the Doctor spoke to them.

"You have to go home, you have your parents and they love you very much. I have Rose and our soon-to-be-here-baby. When next we come to visit Jackie we'll come see you, alright?" A smile appeared on the Time Lord's face at the smile that graced the kids face.

"Yes," chorused the three little ones. Rose and the Doctor exchanged goodbyes and then left walking hand in hand back to the TARDIS. It was dark by the time they got back so they went to bed. Rose was snuggled against the Doctor wrapped securely and protectively in his brace. She put her head on his chest and closed her eyes comfortably and slowly fell asleep. The Doctor being tired from the events of the day fell asleep not long after. Captain Jack Harkness returned hours later, his blue eyes were bugged resembling something from one of those anime shows. Jackie Tyler had totally hit on him and he was disturbed like very disturbed. But that story my friends is for another time, for this night on the TARDIS everyone was sleeping soundly and would awaken anew the next day too, for an adventure will be there for them to go to.

A/N: Thanks to gabrielleizzy45 for this Prompt. I really appreciate it and it was interesting to work with.

Next prompt my fellow fans and followers will be Curtains! Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

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~Emi