The funny book of Quotes, stories, comebacks and more........

*pickup line*

Boy: did you know there's a special six letters in the alphabet?
Girl: how? (Or what?)
Boy: I C U Q T
Girl: no, thats five?
Boy: you'll get the D later;)

I C U Q T means; I see you cutie, when u say it aloud.

Remember, this is just a planned convo and the girl may not respond the way you want her to. She might say "oh, cool" and walk away. Not everyone is interested in talking to you, sorry:/

Oh shit, sorry! That was a little harsh. I meant, some people are rude and can't be bothered talking to you. Don't worry though, you're still an amazing person :*

Oh well, I thought this was a really cool one for a guy to say to a girl. Or another guy if they're gay. Or bi. Or whatever.