Zodiac Maniac

Impressions

Some impressions of the signs

Aries
Very friendly and charismatic until you don't listen to them and they tell you how things are done right.
Impatient and Bossy. Hilarious and will always call you out on your bullshit. Type to argue with you and then laugh with you five minutes later.

Taurus
Laid back and chill. Seems very in control of themselves. They don't like loud people.
Masters of the poker face because under the chill surface there is a very anxious person lying within. Sarcastic and judgmental. Somehow are the most laziest and productive people. Blunt.

Gemini
Polite and well mannered. Either really shy or very friendly. They're always moving. Their leg is jumping up and down or their hands are playing with something. Appear nervous.
Gemini will come alive the second you say something weird or cheeky. They're goofballs and they usually hold back on this until you give them the green light. Laughs at their own jokes.

Cancer
Resting bitch-faces. They seem shy or stand off-ish if they're alone. With friends they still appear very cool, calm, and collected.
Their biggest fear is being embarrassed or humiliated. They're very soft hearted people who are extremely protective and loyal. They're very honest and blunt people. Has a hard time saying no to the people they care about. Nostalgic people who wont let the good or bad times go.

Leo
They're very warm and welcoming people. Looks you in the eyes when you speak and are very kind.
Loves to talk about themselves and can be a bit self obsessed but you forgive them because they're the most generous and loyal friend you could ask for. You probably wont ever see them upset or sad. They have a hard time asking for help. Loves attention and can be a bit of a show off.

Virgo
Shy and nervous. They're either very good at masking the nerves with a poker face or they're very jittery and shaky. Clean cut image. Clean nails and organized and simple outfit.
They're very thoughtful people. They notice the smallest details and can over analyze them as well. Which makes them great human lie detectors. A Virgo will call you out on your bullshit. Always willing to help and they don't like flashy people.

Libra
Friendly and charming. Speak and laugh with you as if you've known them forever. Makes you feel comfortable and they're very polite and well mannered. Has the best fashion sense out of all the signs.
Judgmental and perfectionist. Lies a lot but only because they don't want to hurt feelings. Once they're comfortable with you then they'll begin to tell you how ugly your outfit is. They're brutally honest if you're close. Sensitive and hopeless romantics. Gossipy.

Scorpio
Either very charismatic and charming or they're very kept to themselves. Both types give off an independent and loner vibe.
Very secretive and very dark humored people. They're naturally funny but their humor might not be for everyone. Always there when you need them and brutally honest. Is very cool, calm, and collected but they actually can be very impatient and have a short fuse. Doesn't have much expectations of people. They're very careful about who they attach themselves too.

Sagittarius
Is either smiling from cheek to cheek or they look just about done with everything and everybody. They're very talkative and bossy. They're either always joking or preaching.
Thinks they're the smartest person in the room. Needs to be in control and if they're not they'll manipulate their way to it. They're always up for anything and they say some of the rudest things. Blunt. Very good friends that boost your confidence and convince you to go after the things that you want.

Capricorn
Intimidating and quiet. Seems very serious and condescending off first meeting. They're appear in total control of themselves.
Some of the biggest worriers and anxious people. They're very concerned with their image. They're soft and sensitive and can be very defensive. Naturally hilarious but their humor might not be for everyone. Has massive trust issues and are big control freaks. Don't like having their time wasted and hate people who don't show up on time.

Aquarius
Either come off very friendly and charming or serious and nonchalant. Look as if their mind is somewhere else. Cool, calm, and collected
They're very funny and perverted people. Not afraid to say things that might appear inappropriate or bizarre. Mostly just to get reactions out of others. Stubborn and rebellious. They're very thoughtful towards their friends but also can be a bit blunt and cold towards them causing confusion. Is a natural loner even when they have lots of friends.

Pisces
They come off shy. They're either listening to music or doodling something. Has lots of tattoos or can come off very bohemian like. They seem as if their minds are somewhere else.
Pisces are very picky people. They're very sensitive to the vibes and moods of those around them. Gentle people. They can be very selfless but this can cause them to be very self-victimizing. They're people smart. They can sense when they're being played and someone isn't being sincere. They will always follow their heart.