The signs as family members
Aries:
The uncle who has gone through more than 4 cars in less than 6 years.
Taurus:
The embarrassing, BBQ dad.
Gemini:
The annoying aunt that's on all social media but is actually really famous and hot.
Cancer:
The newborn baby that everyone wants to hold and take pictures of for Facebook.
Leo:
The wine mom that knows everyone's side of the story when there is drama.
Virgo:
The older sister that is hard headed and is really sweet in front of the family but is a huge bitch in front of their siblings.
Libra:
The uncle that always wants to go to amusement parks with the kids.
Scorpio:
The black sheep that can't go 3 weeks without fucking up.
Sagittarius:
The loud mouth aunt who causes all the drama.
Capricorn:
The older cousin who actually went to college that hates family functions because of the agony of listening to idiots.
Aquarius:
The single aunt who is rich af but also believes in ghosts and conspiracy theories.
Pisces:
The annoying little brother that every adult loves but the kids know how annoying and stupid he is.
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Zodiac Maniac
De TodoThis is totally random but hey it's fun and I have no life. And to me this stuff can be scary true. Some of it is related to tv shows or movies some are related to attitudes to each other. It's zodiac stuff just read the title. And the book thing.
