Konoha High (Fanfic)

Chapter 5

Hey Me BACK .................. Wait sorry my bold and caps are on so hey I'm back with a new fucking chapter to show you my amazing peasants, but then if you don't enjoy it then you will face my wrath. Well then enjoy the chapter and I will shut up!
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Previously:

I was living a life feeling the wind like passing through me but then SOMEONE wanted to ruin my fun

PRESENT:::

Its that duckas- wait let me stop cussing and be innocent so yeah I did what a normal person would do so 'thank him for saving me' aw HELL NAH, what I did was I shouted at him saying

" WHY DID YOU CATCH ME!? "
" DID YOU KNOW STRIPPED MY FREEDOM AWAY FROM ME YOU YOU YOU PEASANT "

yup those were the things I'm shouting at him right now.

Meanwhile

*****★Tsunade's POV★*****

I heard someone shout

" TSUNAHO! I DID IT!"
I bet I grew so many anime tick marks

But then
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I remembered our bet

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Today is the day where Mirrai-chan is going to help me do my paperwork hehehehehehe good thing I have a friend like her doing all my paperwork and I could be lazy all I want plus I could drink warm sake while Shizune is in her office ahhhh life is at its finest today.

Then my thoughts were disturbed when I heard knocking on my door.

So yeah I said come in too happily, I was so excited that Mirrai-chan is  here.

When she entered the room I was smiling like an idiot which I think she noticed because of her weird facial expression so moving on.

She's wearing her normal outfit ( the pic above I know I know its menma omygod I missed that anime the feels okok its getting in to me let me continue)

Then she just continued walking towards me then stop on my right side then something I didn't expect to happen is that she pushed so then I fell down to the ground I was just frozen and so she sat on my comfortable chair I was sitting on a while ago.

I got so pissed I decided to give her a punishment
"you need to jump off the building, because if you didn't .......

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Okay this may be such an asshole of me just to continue now not finishing it but hey
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I got writers block
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I lost something so important to me.
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Happiness

I know it's bullshit

But I'm very sorry
You can kill me
Sacrifice me to the gods
But hey at least I said sorry... Right? 
Well sorry