Maddy: look, Mr. Madson is clipping off someone's lock
Me: *Walks outside* cool *goes to locker*
Ashton: Mr. Madson keeps saying how old he is, but he's not!
Me: I know my parents are older then him!
Ashton: My ding-dong is older then him
Me: *looks at Ashton and raises eyebrow*
Ashton: it's bigger to, and jiggly-
Me: I DONT WANT DETAILS!
Ashton: More details? Ok...
Me: I will kick you in those details
Ashton: ...
