Warning : It's gross.
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"Gatsby, I got you something for you." Nick said as he tried to mask his excitement. He got Gatsby something extra special for his birthday and couldn't wait to give it to him.
"What is it, old sport?" Gasby inquired as he thought about all the wonderful things Nicky could have gotten him.
"This." Nick said and proceeded to vomit all over Gatsby's nice, previously clean, suit. Gatsby went into shock. What in the fuck? Why? Why is Nick throwing up on me? Is this nightmare? This is a shitty nightmare to be honest. Why can't it be something more cool? Like Nick dying in my arms, or me being shot? Being shot would suck. Note to self : Don't get shot.
Nick Nack Patty Wack stopped vomiting all over Gatsby and excitedly said, "Happy Brithday, Gastby!"
"It's not even my birthday."
