Who Knew This Could Be Real? A minecraft Fanfic[on hold]

Wh-Where am I?

"Yeeeeeeawwwwn!! What a horrible dream." Enamy stretched as she woke up. She casually looked around her before she noticed something. (Yeeeeeawwwwn.)

She was not in her room. (Wow shocker, where have I seen this before?)

The land around her was blocky. She was lying in a square red bed in the middle of a forest. She paused for a moment and then asked,"Wh-Where am I?"
Where were her friends and family? Where was her dog, cat, fish, computer, TV, bed, room, home, etc.

"And so the player said to me, Why don't you get a life and stop selling flint for an emerald? So I said, Why don't you get some emeralds and stop bothering me with your problems?"
"Hahahahaha! Nice one man!" (Villager burns.)

(switching to Enamy's POV):

What. The. Heck. Was. That. (A villager, couldn't you tell.)

I walked over the hill and saw a village. A minecraft village. Two villagers were standing by it talking. I stared in shock. What was going on? Suddenly my gaze drifted to my hands. They were blocky! I was in MineCraft! Omigod! Ella's wish came true! Was this good or bad? It seemed fun...I decided it was good. I walked over to the two villagers.

"Excuse me, do you know where I am?"

The villagers stared at me in shock. What was with them? They were used to seeing players right? One of them spoke up, "M-miss, we can't talk to the players. They usually just yell at us in chat. We respond to them, but they can't really hear us! You're the first that's been able to talk!"
Ok. Now I was more confused.
"Well, I can definitely hear you. And I'm not a player." (Nope not anymore you ain't.)
"I suppose that's why you have no nameplate?"
"Probably. I'm Enamy by the way."
The villagers looked at one another and shrugged. The other one turned to me, "I'm Sheldon, and this is Carmon. If you're not a player, than what are you?"
I sighed. How do I explain this?
"Well, I'm a person, but I kinda got teleported into MineCraft I guess? I don't know how I got here or where I am."
"Ha! I don't believe you! What a jokester!"
"I AM NOT KIDDING!"
"O-oh."
"Well I see you won't be any help Sheldon! I'll be on my way now!" (Bye.)

I turned and stormed off. I felt a blocky hand grab my shoulder. I spun around to see Carmon. (Actually almost started falling in love with the villager when I was like 11.)
"Enamy you're in MairVille. The closest village from here is Garden Brook which is 4 miles east of here."
"Thanks Carmen. I best be going now. I need to find my friends."
"Good luck"
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I dont know why I write this trash. Nobody reads it. I guess I do it because I like to. (LMAO THAT LACK OF CONFIDENCE.)