I Am Not A Crazy Waygooken!!

♔.Chapter 12

The staring contest continued for a few moments before one of the EXO members finally spoke up.

"Manager Sang, what is SHE doing here?" Luhan asked, trying to avoid your gaze.

"I told you, she's my goddaughter," Kim Sang stated matter-of-factly.

"We know, but what is SHE doing here?" Kris asked this time. Kris looked up at you and looked at you straight in the eyes.

"YO, what are you doing here?" Kris asked you in English.

*So one of them speaks English?* you thought. You smirked at him.

"Not my choice, I didn't want to see you jerks ever again," you answered back in English. You laughed menacingly and put your hands on your hips.

"But now that I'm here I can get payback for yesterday!" You punched your right hand into your left and smiled at them.

"Hyung, what did she say?!?" Tao hissed at Kris. "Is she going to kill us?"

"I don't know," Kris replied under his breath. *What is she?* he thought.

"Now children, play nicely," Kim Sang chuckled. He walked towards you, took the magazine out of your hand (he didn't want your eyes to see something as disgusting as that, nor did he know where that magazine had been), and gave it to Kai.

"I assume this is yours," Kim Sang said as he handed it to Kai. Kai shook his head no at Manager Sang, afraid if he admitted it that you would come after him.

"Aniyo Manager Sang". He stepped back and crossed his arms over his chest. Kai looked at you.

"Not mine."

*Yeah right,* you thought. You could see the guilt written all over his face.

"Whatever", you replied as you slipped off your shoes and headed into the living room. You sat down on the couch, crossed your arms, and sighed loudly.

"I'll wait here until you're done what you need to do", you said as you looked at Ahjussi.

"Oh yeah, that's right!" Kim Sang replied, "what I came here to do".

All off a sudden it was like the air had been sucked out of the room. You looked back to see the EXO members all holding onto each other protectively as Manager Sang slowly walked towards them. The look on his face even sent shivers down your spine.

"Really boys? Red dye? The day of the inspection", he spoke behind clenched teeth. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIX THIS!" he yelled this time.
EXO and you stared at Kim Sang. None of you had ever seen him so mad before in your life.

"I really need a good review . . ." his expression softened. He pushed out his lower lip and pouted at EXO.

"How could you do this to me?", he said as he pretended to hold back tears.
*Now this is the Ahjussi I know,* you thought. You giggled.

*Did she just laugh?* D.O thought as he looked over at you.

You noticed someone looking at you out of the corner of your eye. You looked over to see D.O looking directly at you.

"Whatcha looking at there bushy brows?" you asked with a smirk.

*Bushy brows? Did she just call me bushy brows? They're not bushy. Just bigger then some people's!* D.O thought as he looked away from you and dropped his shoulders.

"BUSHY BROWS?", Sehun rolled with laugher. "That's DAEBAK!" The rest of the members looked at you and smirked.

"What are you laughing at?" you asked as you looked at Sehun. Sehun met your gaze and stopped laughing immediately. *She's so scary,* Sehun thought as he shuttered.

"It's not nice to laugh at other people," you said as you looked at the other members.

The rest of EXO stopped smiling as well. You got up from the couch and starting to walk towards them. EXO started to back up, except for D.O who was still looking away from you. All of a sudden D.O felt a hand on the back of his right arm. He looked up to see you holding onto him.

*What's going on?* he thought as he stood frozen in place. *Why is she holding onto me?*

You turned D.O towards you. He quickly looked away, scared to look into your eyes.

"I'm sorry . . ." you mumbled.

"WHAT?" the other members of EXO looked at you like you had just grown horns. *Did she just apologize for something? Is she trying to be nice* Kris thought to himself as he raised an eyebrow in wonder.

" . . . that I called you bushy brows," you continued, " but I'm not sorry for yelling at the rest of you earlier for EVERYTHING ELSE!" you yelled as you let go of D.O's arm and started to walk towards the rest of them. You pointed your finger at them. "I still think you're JERKS!"

D.O looked down at his arm where you had been holding him a moment before and looked up at you. "I'm not a jerk!" he yelled louder then he hoped too.

*Oops! Snap! * he thought. You turned towards D.O and started to laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

"Well at least one of you has balls!" you said as you gasped for air.

D.O continued to look at you as he tried to hold back a smile. Tao looked around at the rest of the EXO members crotches.

"Hey, we all have balls!" Tao yelled at you, "YOU CRAZY WAYGOOKEN!"
You turned to Tao and face-palmed yourself.