Decepticoons

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Why doesn't Soundwave gamble?
A: Because he'll get ravaged!

Why did Ravage keep chewing on Devastator?
A: He likes Kibbles and Bits!

Why didn't they put Bin Ladens body in the Ocean?
A: That didn't work with Megatron!

Random Rp
Megatron: Uh-oh..Starscream.. My back went out trying to find that contact lens a little help?..
Starscream: Heh heh. No.
Megs:WHAT?!
Ss: I figure as long as your in the right position, I may as well take advantage of the situation. Now, where's that paddle?
Megs: No Not the paddle!!
End~

Which Decepticon can be used as a mirror?
A: Reflector!

Which Decepticon would make a good replacement for Thor God of Thunder?
A: Thundercracker!

Shockwave walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey man what cha eye ballin' me for?"

Why did Soundwave stop eating energon goodies?
A: He had a Rumble in his tummy!

You know what the funniest joke of them all is???










My Life.

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I could find as many for Decepticons sorry.. But yeeea unless you guys want some random transformer rp?

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 21, 2015 ⏰

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