What does Prime transforming and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Someone's gonna lose a trailer!!
Your mom's so ugly that when Mudflap was looking at her, he thought she was a mirror. (sorry not sorry)
What's a macross pilots worst nightmare?
A:Jetfire
( Primus these are cheesy already..)
(This ones long, but worth it.. That's what she said..)
Three Autobots are in a bar on top of a cliff . the first Autobot says to the others, "You know if I just had just a little more energon I think I could fly!" The others yell in disbelief "No way!" So the first Autobot orders the orders some more energon and drinks it. Then all three of them walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first jumps off the edge but, soon fly's back up. The two Autobots are amazed. "Bet you can't do that too!" The first Autobot yells. So the second goes back into the bar and drinks more energon then jumps off the cliff, he falls to the ground and dies on impact.
The third Autobot says to the first, "You know Prime, your a real dick with that jet pack."
Instead of good night what should you say to Bee?
A: Don't let the Bugbites bite!
Your mom's so fat she ate Unicron.
Which Autobot is the resident nudist?
A: Mmmm Sunstreaker
What Autobot can you only see in the dessert?
A: Mirage
Optimus Prime walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry but, I can't serve you.."
Prime looks at him confused, "Why not?"
"We don't support drinking and driving."
How come Hot Rod's new paint job turn out bad?
A: He forgot to use Primer!
HOW TO PICK UP FEMS
"So I heard you are the first female prime, how's about you show me that matrix of leadership??"
Three Transformers are walking through the woods. One of them see's a magical glowing stick (that's what sheeee said!! Anyway) He says to the others "I've heard, if you say what you want to be and jump over it, you get to be it!" The others can't believe it but the first jumps over it "I want to be as big as a city!" So he turns into Matrix. The second runs and jumps over it "I want to be Omega and Supreme!" So he turns into OmegaSuprme. The third on jumps but trips over it yelling, "Crap!!" So he turned into Wheelie!
GRAND FINALE!!
Ahh~ Girl look at that chassis,
Ahh~ Girl look at that chassis,
Ahh~ Girl look at that chassis,
I roll out!
When I rolldown the sreet this is what I see, all thoes 'Cons just starin' at me , I've got a blaster in my hand and I ain't afraid to shoot it, shoot it, shoot it...
I'm the last Prime and I know it!
