Take a Wild Guess

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CarcinoGenetictist [CG] started pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at 11:08 am
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CG: DAVE
CG: DAVE.
CG: I SEE YOUR LAZY POMPOUS ASS READING MY MESSAGES.
CG: REPLY
CG: COME ON. DO I /REALLY/ HAVE TO BEG?
TG:  if youre on your hands and knees i might consider.
CG: WHAT. GROSS.                                                                                                                                                                  TG: only for you kitkat              (A moment of silence for our fallen troops)

CG: ANYWAY ARE YOU BUSY?

TG: take a wild guess
TG: why?
CG: COME OVER TO MY HIVE.
TG: why?
CG: PLEAAAAAAAASE
TG: oh wow karks you actually want to spend time with me
CG: ITS NOT THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT                                                                                                                          CG: POINT BEING COME OVER AND ILL REWARD YOU LIKE THE CUTE LITTLE BARK BEAST YOU ARE.

CarcinoGenetictist [CG] ceased pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at 11:13 am
TG: cute little bark beast, huh.















((I need to edit the rest, this now has proper grammar, and quirks. No more fanon characters, oh god please no more fanon characters. ~demetri.))

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