"There are at least seventeen ways this could have gone better. Literally. Like, I'm counting them right now, you moron."
"But technically it wasn't on fire." He said
"Of course it wasn't on fire! You completely blew it up!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
"Are you kidding me?! You just blew up a navy ship!"
"Yeah so? They were probably gonna get blown up anyway with where they were."
"There were people on that ship Christian!"
"Not anymore, there aren't." My best friend is a psychopath. I thought. I couldn't take it anymore. Our friend, Oscar, finally came back with our food. "Why is he bleeding?"
"Cause he's an idiot."
"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose."
"I think it's a new phenomenon." I said sarcastically, Christian groaned. "Don't groan at me, you deserved it."
"Did I really though?"
"Yes."
"You guys fight like a married couple." Oscar interjected.
"You're not helping Oscar." I said.
"Ok I'll just go in the other room and watch tv." I heard the tv turn on and the news start playing. I whispered to Christian, "it's on the news already."
"Ooo really?" Christian skipped into the other room.
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Short StoryI won't update this very often, I will try to but we'll see what happens. All of these short stories come from random pictures I saw on the internet and wanted to write about. I marked this as mature only because there are going to probably be some...
