Only A Whovian Would Get It

75. Dating

The Whovian Guide to First Dates:

-Take her to witness the destruction of her home planet (Rose)

-Dwell on your ex (Martha)

-Kill 20,000 People (Donna)

-Knock him out and chain him to a wall (River and Tenth Doctor)

-Promise to only be 5min, come back 12yrs later. (Amy)

-Crash his stag party and tell him what a good kisser his fiancé is. (Rory)

-Wear poisoned lipstick (River and Eleventh Doctor)