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WELL...................................................................................BURGERSANTS
Nov 7
BURGERSANTS
FUVK
FFUUUCK
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ITS SO CUTE
Nov 7
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I KNOW...............AND IM. SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR. BEING SO. PREDICTABLE
Nov 7
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
Nov 7
BC . OK I REALLY THOUGHT MY TRASH SHIP FOR THIS FANDOM WAS GUNNA BE BURGERTON
LIKE I EVEN DREW A COMIC ABOUT IT
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE
OK WHAT IS THE. MOST OUT THERE SHIP I CAN THINK OF IN .2 SECONDS
ANDND THEN
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BURGERSANTS
Nov 7
AND IW AS LIKE. 'HAHAHA WOW THATS OUT THERE! FUNNY JOKE :)'
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HOW NAIIVE
Nov 7
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IM SO HAPPY YOU THOUGHT OF IT
Nov 7
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HOW INNOCENT
Nov 7
hhhhhh
I SAW YOUR ART ONCE WHILE LOOKING THROUGH THE UNDERTALE TAG AND I WAS JUST
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"WHAT IS THIS
THIS IS
PECULIAR"
Nov 7
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THAT. THAT ME
Nov 7
BUT THEN I ACTUALLY WENT AND LOOKED AT MORE AND I
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FFFFFFFUCK
Nov 7
HOW IS IT LIKE ?????? THE SCIENTICIALLY MOST PERFECT SHIP THAT HAS EVER BEEN CONCIEVED???
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i just
i jjjj ust
wh e e z es
Nov 7
THEY'RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER LIKEEE
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LIKE BURGERPANTS IS ALWAYS WORRYING ANF STUFF BUT THEN THERES SANS LIKE
"HEY
FORGETTABOUDIT"
Nov 7
Y EAH
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SA NS. LITERALLY BEING TH LIGHT OF BPANTS'S LIFE
Nov 7
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AHAHABSBSXBNDJEJD D.C. JVKGSU
Nov 7
s ans. c omin in and visiting e very day and making bad jokes nnd m aking bpants's shift a little less Horrible
sans making sure th poor guy actually gets some breaks
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ALSO
Nov 7
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BURGERPANTS HAVING A REALLY SHIT DAY BUT THEN HE SEES SANS AND HE JUST
HIS FACE LIGHTENS UP
Nov 7
YEA H
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SANS. BEING OVERPROTECTIVE OF HIM
Nov 7
HOLY SHIY
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SANS FINDING OUT HOW HORRIBLE MMT TREATS HIM AND
Nov 7
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DHDISKBSDHDJ
Nov 7
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FUCKCJ
Nov 7
MAKING SURE. HE'S TREATED NICELY
ALSO
DO U WA NAN KNOW
MY FAVORITE THING
BURGERSANTS // PAPYTON
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AT TH. SAME TIME
Nov 7
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WHENEVER SANS SEES MTT HE JUST
GLARES
Nov 7
Y E S
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HE WILL. PROTECT HIS BF AND B RO
Nov 7
FUCK YES
IM GOING TO CRY
THIS IS THE BEST THING
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I WANT
Nov 7
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annnd bpants like.
l ike evne hto he's worried about his job he
rly rly rly rly Rly appreciates wht sans doe s
Nov 7
I WANT BP TO JUST
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AHSHXSBSJJ CREE JDXK
Nov 7
l ike. his life ac tually starts. getting better. annd has. Meaning
allos so mething i like to think ab
sans. realizes bpants has. a rly bad social life and prolly social anxiety nnd stuff
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so sans . brings him around places. has him meet new ppl
Nov 7
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OUT OF THE BLUE GIVE SANS A HUG
AND THEN SANS JUST
HE PAUSES FOR A SLPIT SECOND THEN HIS SMILE WIDENS AND HE HUGS BACK
Nov 7
he. gives bpants a second chance at life
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AH
Nov 7
MY HEART
MY POOR HEART
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BP LAYING AWAKE AT NIGHT
HUGGING HIS BODY PILLOW
AND JUST
HE JUST STARES AT THE WALL
THINK ABOUT SANS
AND
HE SCREAMS INTERNALY
Nov 7
A NND SA NS. RLY. GROWIN ATTACHED TO BPANTS BC LIKE. HE CAN TELL HOW MUCH HE HELPS
ANND . AND HE G ETS SO MUCH JOY FROM HELPING HIM TOO
L IKE. s omeone else who. Genuinely Enjoys his bad joke s................
YE AH
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'WHY HAVE I FALLEN FOR THE CHUBBY JOKE SKELETON'
Nov 7
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LIKE A SLOW BLUSH STARTS FORMING ON HIS CHEEKS
JUST THINKING ABOUT SANS AND HIS JOKES AND HIS SMILE THATS ALWAYS ON HIS FACE AND
Nov 7
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 7
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AND HE JUST STARTS BLUSHING REALLY HARD
ANF HE GRABS HIS CHEST AND WHEEZES
Nov 7
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BPA NTS LIKE
PRO BABLY. HAS THOSE. OVERWHELMING 'IVE FALLEN TOO DEEP' MOMENTS A L O T
Nov 7
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AND SO ME TIMES HE DOES IT AT WORK AND ITS HORRIBLE
Nov 7
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YESSSS
AND HE JUST BURIES HIS FACE IN HIS PILLOW AND SCREAMS
Nov 7
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AND BPANTS IS. VERY VERY BAD AT KEEPING HIS EMOTIONS INSIDE SO WHENEVER SANS'S AROUND HE GETS SUPER RED AND GIGGLY AND EXTREME AWKWARD
Nov 7
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YESS AT WRKD DISBSBDJDK
Nov 7
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jj ust him doing the
d reamy. stare into forever
sinking into the counter and phazing out
Nov 7
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IMAGINE HIM WORKING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SEES SANS FROM LIKE ACROSS THE ENTIRE ROOM DOING WHATEVER AND BP JUST SORTA-
Nov 7
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FJDKSL
Nov 7
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ZONES OUT AND FORGETS ABOUT THE CUSTOMER AND GETS ALL BLUJSY AND AFTER A FEW MOMENTS HE'S LIKE "OH OH YEAH WHOOPS" BUT HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD
Nov 7
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ANND EVERYONE ELSE STARTS NOTICING ANND...RUMORS..............
Nov 7
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BUT JUST FOR THOSE FEW SECONDS HIS HEART SKIPS A BEAT AND HE FEELS HIS FACE BURNING AND HE'S REALLY REALLY SWEATY
Nov 8
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ohh my lord
imagine. c at ty. annd bratty. trying 2 hook him up w/ sans and bpants is 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
Nov 8
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HOKY SHIY
Nov 8
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EVEN MORE SWEATY THAN USUAL
Nov 8
YES
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ESYE
Nov 8
I JUST. REALIZED. HO W MUCH OF A SWEATY MESS BOTH OF THEM WOULD BE
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JESUS
Nov 8
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AND THEN SANS TRIES TO PLAY IT COOL AND HE CHUCKLES AT HOW NERVOUS BP IS BUT HIS HEART IS GOING CRAZY TOO
Nov 8
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'look, we like. know you think sans is like a super cutie?' 'yeah, and that you like. totally wanna hug him and stuff' 'yeah, its really obvious!'
'GUYSNOSHUT UP I DONTW ANT TO GUYS PLEA SE PLEASEI DONT NO'
Nov 8
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OHHH NOOOO
Nov 8
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OOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 8
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TTO BE HONEST I. I STTIL DONT KNOW EXACTLY HOW SANS FEELS TOWARDS BPANTS AS MUCH AS TH VICE VERSA BT I REALLY WANNA THINK AB IT
Nov 8
OH SH IT SNMmana
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I IMAGINE SANS BEING LIKE
REALLY COOL ABOUT IT ON THE OUTSIDE
HE TRIES NOT TO ACT NERVOUS
BUT ON THE INSIDE HE'S AASSSAAAAHSHDNSNSN
Nov 8
Y EAH
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ppl at g rillbys noticing he's there less and less and he has to frantically think of excuses or just. puns his way out of it
Nov 8
FFJCJSNZJ
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YES
Nov 8
SANS TRYING TO CONVINCE BP TO SKIP WORK FOR ONCE SO THEY CAN HANG OUT AND BP IS REALLY NERVOUS AND RELUCTANT LIKE "NONONONONO BUT IIII
BUT THEN SANS FINALLY CONVINCES HIM
BUT THEN
THEY'RE HANGING OUT AT SANS' HOUSE OR SOEMTHING
AND BP IS JUST T HINKING
"HOLY SHIY IS THIS A--
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--DATE"
Nov 8
'SANS! PEOPLE AT GRILLBY'S HAVENT BEEN SEEING YOU LATELY! THEY HAVE BEGUN TO WORRY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GOING?'
' i dont know what you mean bro hahaha i 'cat' tell you what ive been doing but its nothing bro dont worry about it'
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 8
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AND THEN BP STARING AT SANS' HAND
WANTING TO JUST HOLD IT
AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
AND HE GETS REALLY SWEATY AND SANS IS JUST "are you ok"
Nov 8
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'YES I HAND!!! I MEAN!!! AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK'
Nov 8
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FFUCJCJC
Nov 8
BP GETTING REALLY REALLY FLUSTERED ANF YHEN LEANING IN TO MAYBE KISS SANS BC AT THIS POINT HE HAS NO SELF CONTROL BUT THEN HE JUST REALIZES-
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HOLY SHIT SANS HAS NO LIPS WHAT AM I DOINH
Nov 8
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FI RJKR EJICKFG
Nov 8
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AND HE JUST
STOPS AND
AND
AND
STARES AT SANS
AND SANS STARES AT HIM
LIKENDSNKAKSS
Nov 8
LKFEJAFIOEJGS
ANDN HE JUST
DO ES THIS
PITIFUL. AWKWAR D CHEEK KISS
THT WA.S OBVIOUSL YSUPPOSED TO BE SOEMTHING ELSE BUT IT WAS TOO LATE TO GOI BAKC
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ANND THEN BPANTS JUST. CURLS UP JUS T' OH MY GO DIM SO SORRY'
Nov 8
AND THEN HE JUST
LEANS BACK REALLY FAST
AND HE'S RAMBLING ON AND ON APOLOGIZING
AND SANS JUST HAS THIS LOOK OF SURPRISE
OF SHOCK
AND SANS'--
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EXPRESSION LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS SMILING
AND THAT MAKES BP FEEL LIKE HE DID SOMETHING WRONG, THAT SANS WAS SHOCKED IN--
Nov 8
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 8
A BAD WAY
AND THEN SANS JUST TRIES TO BLOW IT OFF LIKE "its ok dude don't worry about it"
BUT BP KINDA AVOIDS EYE CONTACT WITH HIM FOR THE -
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NEXT COUPLE DAYS
STILL REALLY EMBARRASSED
Nov 8
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OH NOOOO
D ONT FEEL BAD M Y SON ITS ALRIGHT ITS
Nov 8
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AND
AND
AH
I DONT KNOW
Nov 8
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SA NS. EVENT UALLY. JUST. CONVINCES HIM MTO FINALLY GO OUT AGAIN AND
AFTER A HWILE OF AWKWARD SHUFFLING HE'S JUST--
Nov 8
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AND SANS NOTICES THAT BP STILL FEELS BAD AND THEN SANS FEELS GUILTY
BUT THEN SANS JUST
GIVES HIM A BIG HUG
A REALLY BIG TIGHT LOVELY HUG-
Nov 8
'i. i know i. cant really. kiss. but.'
ANN D hh e just. ho lds. bpant's hand. rly rly close. nnd st arts just. r ubbing his thumb
FJDKSALGJKF
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IM A MESS
Nov 8
-AND HE TELLS BP THAT HE'S REALLY GREAT AND HE SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD ON HIMSELF AND THAT HE'S VV WONDERFUL
AND THEN BP DOESNT KNOW -
HOW TO REACT
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HES
Nov 8
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HES ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
Nov 8
AND S ANS GETS CONCERNED AGIAN
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'PLEASE DONT AHVE A HEART ATTACK KID I CANT DO CPR ON YOU I DONT EVEN HAVE LUNGS'
Nov 8
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AND THEN BP LAUGHD
IT'S A SMALL LITTLE LAUGH
AND HE HUGS HIM BACK
AND HIS EYES GET ALL WATERY
Nov 8
NANND ITS JUST
SANS. S LOWLY TEACHING BP THT ITS OK TO MAKE MISTAKES
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JS T SANS BEING. THT SOLID SUPPORTER THTS ALWAYS THERE THT BP ALWAYS NEEDED
Nov 8
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and then catty and bratty watching with squinty eyes from behind garbage cans 10 feet away like
"mmm ship success"
Nov 8
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TBH
Nov 8
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I had t
Nov 8
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allso i
h a.ve. s o me.
t. tr an.s bpants. hcs
Nov 8
OH MY GOD
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OH FMZMAHWJS
Nov 8
nnd th t woudl. t ie in. to h ow bpants is so .h ard on himselF
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LIKE I HAV E A . SMM ALL HANDFUL OF
Nov 8
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YES
Nov 8
L IKE. OK FIRS TOF ALL LIKE. I L OV 2 THINK OF MTT AS. A RLY RLY BIG INSPIRATION/ROLE MODEL TO ALL TRANS MONSTERS IN TH UNDERGROUND
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SSO BPANTS IS A RLY RLY BIG FAN
Nov 8
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E
SBYES KDHHSHSHS
Nov 8
NND. EVENTAULLY MTT FINDS A SMALL TRANS BP AND. OFF ERS. TO PAY FOR SURGERY NND ANY EXPENSES AT ALL (HHE. HE WILL DO THS FOR LITERALLY ANYBODY , NO QUESTIOSN ASKED)
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ANND SO. BPANTS FEELS. RLY . RLY DEBTED TO HIM
Nov 8
SSO HE STAYS AT HIS JOB
EVEN IF ITS HORRIBLE
BC. HE FE ELS. OBLIGATED TO PA Y HIM BACK
ANND ALSO
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I FF EEL LIKE. BPANTS IS SO . ACCEPTING OF TH NICKNAME BPANTS
BBC. HE WOULD RATHER BE REMEMBERED AS THT NAME THN AS HIS BIRTHNAME
Nov 8
UCJSMSKAKKSK
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YESSS
Nov 8
I JUST
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I JUST. LOVE
MY TRANS SON
Nov 8
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MY HEART
Nov 8
D OUBLES OVER
WHEE ZES
SSOS . YEA H. BPATNS IS. RLY INSECURE NND HARD ON HIMSELF NND ANXIOUS AB HOW EVERYONE THINKS OF HIM
SS O SANS HELPS. A LOT
C ONSTANTLY TELLING BPANTS HE'S GREAT NND PERFECT NND THT HE CARES AB HIM NND SUPPORTS HIM
l ike. sans m ust have raised papyrus super well in order for papy to have such a great self esteem
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sso now he's. usin tht experience to help bpants
Nov 8
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AND SANS DOESNT EVEB
HE DDOESNG JUDGE HIM A T ALL
HE FULLY SUPPRTS HIM
AND BP HAS JUST NEVER MET SOMEONE LIKE HIM BEFORE
Nov 8
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Y EAH
Nov 8
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FFFFFFUCKCIDBSHD
Nov 8
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ITTS JUST
Nov 8
ITS SO
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EYAH
Nov 8
IMAGINE
THEY GO OVER TO BPANTS' HOUSE
QND IT'S NOT THAT GREAT BC HE DOESN'T GET LIKE RLLY GOOD PAY BUT IT'S NOT BAD
AND THEN BP FORGETS --
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ABOUT THE BODY PILLOW
AND THEY WALK INTO HIS ROOM
AND SANS SEES IT
AND BP JUST
"NONOMONOT FFUCJCJJ"
SHOVING HIM OUT THE DOOR
Nov 8
OH NO
ANND HE JUST
AWKWARLDY. SHOVES IT
UNDER HIS BED
EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN TRLY FIT SO ITS STILL STICKING OUTA BIT
ANND SANS IS JUST LIKE
'what. was that a pillow with-'
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'NOPEIT WAS NOT HIGN HAHHAHAHA NOTHING AT ALL'
Nov 8
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AND SANS IS BLUSHING A LITTLE
Nov 8
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'you, uh. certainly got my likeness down'
'IT WAS NOTHIO GN'
'you're a pretty good artist actually--'
'NO IMM NOT'
Nov 8
AND SANS IS GRINNING AND BLUSHING AND HE TAKES THE PILLOW FROM UNDER THE BED AND BP IS FREAKING OUT BUT SANS JUST LOOKS AT THE PILLOW AND-
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AND IS LIKE
HE
HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ITHES JUST SURPRISED AND A LIL FLUSTERED BUT
AAAA
Nov 8
KFLDSAJGKLJK
HE JUST. HONESTLY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO REACT
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HOW DO YOU REACT TO A BODY PILLOW OF YOURSELF
Nov 8
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"SANS ANANSS NSNOOOO NONONO IT A N FT THIGN PUT IT BACK OH YN GGCOD II2 M SO SORRG I"
"hehehe, that's cute"
"A-
Nov 8
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FDJSKL
Nov 8
THEN JUST
SLIGHTLY.D AWNING ON BPANTS THT
TH REAL DEAL IS RIGHT THERE
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LIKE HE'S BEEN HUGGING THT PILLOW FOR MONTHS
Nov 8
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AND BP JSUT
HOLY SHIT
SANS JSUT
DID HE CALL ME CUTE
OR OR
THE BODY PILLOW CUTE
OH GOF
IS HE JUSY
WHAT IS JE
I DID NOT
Nov 8
OMG
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ANND HE JUST
HEAD IN HIS HADNS
'CCAN WE START OVER'
Nov 8
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AND SANS LAUGHS AND SAYS "SURE THING"
AND ANNDFBBSSSN
A AND HE PLACES THE PILLOW BESIDE HIM ON THE BED
STILL BLUSHING AND GRINNING
"SURE"
Nov 8
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ANND BPANTS JUST
SLOWLY. PEEKS OUT FROM BEHIND HIS HANDS
AND. SORT OF TRIES TO CALM DOWN BUT ITS NOT WORKING
Nov 8
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'SO....W......WELCOME.......T-TO.......MY.........................ROOM.......................................................?OH G ODTHIS IS HORRIBLEIM SORRY'
Nov 8
AND SANS JUST SITS THERE WAITING PATIENTLY AND STIFLING A LAUGH
AND WHENEVER BP THINKS HE'S CLAMED DOWN HE PEEKS AT SANS AGAIN ANF JUST --
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GETS FLUSTERED ALL OVER AGAIN
Nov 8
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FLAR ES RED AGAINA ND TAKES LIKE A FULL MINUTE TO CALM DOWN AGAIN
Nov 8
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B UT SANS IS. STILL CA LM AND JUST . RUBS HIS BACK A LITTLE TO TRY NND CALM HIM DONW
Nov 8
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AND THEN SANS
FUCKING SANS SAYS
"take your time"
Nov 8
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Y EAH
Nov 8
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AND THEN BP MAKES THIS GROANING WHINING NOISE
Nov 8
OH NOOOO
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allso. optional consideration:
n. narcoleptic sans. actually. fallin alseep nnd leanin on . bpant's shoulder whil e he's waiting
Nov 8
AND THEN HE'S STILL
HE'S STILL MUTTERING
"sorrysorryohmggodjaha j"
OH MY GOD
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OH NY GOD NARCOLEPTIC SANS ESHSHSHSDHJDJD
Nov 8
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YFEAH
Nov 8
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AND THEN BP TRIES TO LIFT HIS HEAD BUT THEN
UH
SANS
SANS PLEASE GET UP
OH MY GOD
HE'S SLEEPING ON ME OHN MY RBDDJSKSKSJSJS
Nov 8
OHH GO HS
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'DID I KILL HIM'
'OH MY GOD SANS IM SORRY PLEASE DONT DIE PLEASE WAKE UP OH MY GOD IM SORRY'
Nov 8
AND THEN HE
OH YMF SBSBSHAJSN
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE JUST
TUCKS HIM INTO BED
LIKE SANS IS A HEAVY SLEEPER YES SO BP CAN'T WAKE HIM UP
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SO HE JUST TUCKS HIM INTO BED LIKE
Nov 8
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Y EAH
Nov 8
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WHAT DO I DO
Nov 8
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THEN HE JUST
LOOKS. AT THE PILLOW
LOOKS AT SANS
THEN THE PILLOW
TH INK ING
Nov 8
AND THEN HEBDNJSND
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I SEE WHERE THIS IS GO II2 NG GDNSJKSMSJS
Nov 8
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JEKFLJSDAGFSDH
Nov 8
HE JUST
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DSNSJSJS
Nov 8
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IM SO UCH. CUDDLY SLEEP TRA SH
Nov 8
HE HESITATES A LOT BEFORE
SHEBSNS
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HE
REALLY WISHES SANS DOESN'T WAKE UP
HEHE JSURT
HE SORTA
KINDA
HUGS HIM
Nov 8
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AND JUST
HUGS HIM. A LOT. ANND GET S THIS. REA LLY. REALLY WIDE GRIN
Nov 8
ME TOO CUDDLY SLEEP IS ADORNA'LL D DJKSD FJFF II2 CKVIN
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AND HE JSUT LAYS THERE HUGGING HIM AND HE'S EXTREMELY FLUSTERED AND WORRIED THAT SANS WILL WAKE UP BUT HE HUGS HIM AND EEEEEEE
Nov 8
NND IT JUST. SLWOLY EVOLVES INTO HIM. CUDD L IGN UP NEXT TO HIM ANND JUST. EV ERY FEW SECONDS CHEKCING TO MAKE SURE HE ISNT LI KE DREAMING OR SOMET HING
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ALKSO LIKE. HIS BED IS. RLY. RLY SMALL
SO HE'S. SUPXER. EXTRA SNUGGLED. TO MAKE S UR EHE. DOESNT FALL OFF
Nov 8
AND HALF OF HIS MIND IS TH I NKING
"no nO TH IS IS NOT GOOD WHAT IF HE WKAES UP YOU CANT DO THIS THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL"--
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BUT THE OTHER HALF IS LIKE "OH MY GOD I'M HUGGING HIM OH NY GOD HE'S SO OR GF :/ DNSSSSN"
Nov 8
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AND HE 'S THINKING OF ALL THE LAWS LIKE 'IS IT ILLEGAL???IS THIS ILLEGAL????OH GOD IS THIS KIDNAPPING???OHH G ODO GO HGGHF'
Nov 8
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EYSHSHJSJS
Nov 8
annAND HE' SJUST. A SWEATY. MESS
BUT
EVENTAULYL
VERY. VERY EVENTUALLY
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CAL SM DOWN. JUST. A LITTLE
Nov 8
AND HE MANAGES TO ENJOY HIMSELF
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AND AT FIRST HE WAS CHECKING EVERY FEW SECONDS TO SEE IF SANS WAS WAKING UP BUT NOW HE'S JUST
CLOSED HIS EYSS
Nov 8
IMPORTANT QUESTION
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CAN BPANTS PURR
Nov 8
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YES
Nov 8
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VERY GOOD
Nov 8
WHAT
OH R
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SJSNNWHDJXSS
Nov 8
SSJSNS
YES
YESSJEHESNSN THATS SO ADORABLE
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HE'S JUST PURRING AND IT STARTS OFF SOFT BUT THEN IT GETS REALLY LOUD
Nov 8
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SSO JUST
SANS. PASSED OUT ON BPANT'S BED
NND BPANTS JUST. CURLED UP SUPER CLOSE AND PURRING AND GRINNING AND HUGGING HIM RLY RLY TIGHTLY
Nov 8
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AND HE JUST NUZZLES HIS FACE INTO THE CROOK OF SANS' NECK
Nov 8
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AND THEN IN HIS SLEEP SANS MAKES A LITTLE NOISE AND
INITIALLY THAT WORRIES BP A LITTLE BIT LIKE "OH SHIT IS HE WAKING UP" AND HE GETS --
Nov 8
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OH NO
Nov 8
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REALLY QUIET FOR A FEW SECONDS
BUT THEN SANS MAKES ANOTHER LITTLE NOISE LIKE A SMALL SIGH AND BP MELTS LIKE
OH NY GOD
HE'S CUTE
Nov 8
BPANTS JUST. WATCHING SANS SLEEP
GRINNIGN LIK E A DORK
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W ATCHIN SANS LIKE. HAVE. A CALM EXPRESSION. SO METHIN OTHER THAN HIS NORMLA CONSTANT GRIN NND ITS SO NEAT
Nov 8
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AND THEN
THE SMILE DIMS
BECAUSE BP JUST HAD AN IDEA
BUT HE'S VERY VERY HESITANT ABOUT IT
HIS STOMACH GETS TIED UP IN KNOTS BEFORE--
Nov 8
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OH NO
Nov 8
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OH MY GOD
HE ACTUALLY DOES IY
HE GIVES SANS A SMALL
TINY
TINY
LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK
Nov 8
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nov 8
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nov 8
ANND INSTANTLY R EELS BAKC/PREPARES FOR SOMETHING OT GO WRONG BUT
ITS FINE
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NOTHING BLEW UP AND IT WAS. NICE
Nov 8
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ANND BPA NTS . F IANLLY. A LLWOS HIMSELF TO BE . AHPPY OVER IT
Nov 8
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BUT SANS JUST STAYS LIKE THAT, AS PEACEFUL AS EVER. AND BP SWEARS HE COULD SEE THE FAINTEST FLICKER OF A SMILE ON SANS' FACE
Nov 8
BYE
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BA CKLFLIPS OUT WINDOW
Nov 8
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AND THEN BP IS JUST
OH MY GOD
NOTHING WENT WRONG
AND HE DOES IT AGAIN A LITTLE LESS HESITANTLY
AND THEN HE JUST
HE MAKES THIS GIGGLE
Nov 8
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HAPPY BPANTS G I G G L E
Nov 8
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HE FUCKING GIGGLED
Nov 8
CCAN YOU IM AGI NE. BPANTS. GIG G GL IGNG
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I CAN AND IMM DYUI NG
Nov 8
AND IT SOUNDS REALLY REALLY OUT OF CHARACTER BECAYSE HE NEVER GIGGLES
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IT SOUNDS SO OUT OF CHARACTER THAT HE EVEN PAUSES LIKE
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE
WHAT EAS THAT NOISE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
Nov 8
'IS THAT MY VOICE?
IS THAT /MY/ VOICE?'
AAND BPANTS JUST. D OIN A SUPER TIGHT HUG OF JOY
AND. ALMOST T EARING UP MAYBE I DK M AN IMM
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IM RUINED
Nov 8
IM FUCKNG DEAD
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GOODNYE DISMA ANA SDEAD
Nov 8
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DIGS GRAVES FOR THE BOTH OF US
Nov 8
WAIT
WAITWAIT
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I HAVE AN IDEA
Nov 8
REST IN PIECE
CAUSE OF DEATH: BURGERSANTS
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OH NO
Nov 8
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WHAT IF
Nov 8
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AT LEAST LET ME FINISH DIGGING OUR HEKCENING GRAVES
Nov 8
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WHAT IF BURGERPANTS FALLS ASLEEP TOO AFTER A WHILE
Nov 8
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AND. SANS . WAK ES UP FIR S T
Nov 8
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AND IN HIS SLEEP, SANS JUST
WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND BP TOO
Nov 8
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O HNO
Nov 8
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YESSS
Nov 8
TH EYRE BOTH CU DDL YSL PEE PSERS
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FFDHFHGFJHH
Nov 8
AND WHEN SANS WAKES UP HE JSUT
STARES AT BP
AND BLUSHES
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HE JSUT LAYS THERE, UNMOVING
JUST STARING AT BP WITH WIDE EYES
Nov 8
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AND HE S SO AFRAI D OF MOVING BC HE D ESONT WANNA WAKE BPANTS
Nov 8
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AND HE'S BLSU
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AND HE'S BLSUHING REALLY HARD
Nov 8
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NND THEN HE. G ETS TO .WATCH BPANTS SLEEP
Nov 8
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YESS
Nov 8
AND. FO R ONCE IN HIS LIFE BPANTS LOOKS. CALM. AND. HAPPY
L ITERALLY TH MOST CONTENTED HE'S EVER BEEN IN HIS LIFE PRO BABLY
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AND CERTAINLY TH MOST CONTENTED SANS'S EVER SEE N HIM
Nov 8
AND HE STAYS REALLY REALLY STILL
AND BP IS PURRING IN HIS SLEEPY
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*SLEEP
Nov 8
OH MY GOHSDF
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ANND HE
SPE NDS A WHILE. THINK ING . WO NDER ING IF ITS SAFE TO. RU B HIS BAKC ORR DO ANYTHING OR IFF HE SHOULD JUST. STAY
Nov 8
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AND BP
BEING THE CAT HE IS
JUST SNUGGLES A LITTLE CLOSER TO SANS
AND SANS SAASNSHDSKSNDRJD
Nov 8
'OH NO HE'S REALLY REALLY CUTE OH NO I DIDNT THINK HE COULD GET OH NO'
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SWEATY MESS V2 ENSUES
Nov 8
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AND BP STILL HAS THE SMILE ON HIS FACE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S MORE FAINT
AND SANS SLOWLY
VERY VERY SLOWLSTARTS TO RUB HIS BACK
Nov 8
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NND TH PURRS G ET MORE NND MORE
Nov 8
ASJSBSNSSN
AND BPS SMILE WIDENS A BIT AND HE SNUGGLES EVEN CLOSER AND SANS IS JUST THERE RUBBING HIS BACK LIKE
OH MY GOD
HE'S A KITTEN
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HE'S A BIG FUCKING KITTEN
Nov 8
HE LITERALLY IS
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'OH MY GOD IM. IM DATING AN ACTUAL KITTEN. OH MY GOD'
Nov 8
AND SANS STARTS SMILING REALLY WIDE AND BLUSHING AND SCRATCHES BEHIND BP'S EAR AND
HE STARTS LITERALLY PETTING HIM LIKE A KITTEN
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AND THE PURRING IS SO LOUD
Nov 8
NND
SA NS STA RTS. GIGGLING HIMSELF AT HHOW SILLY NND CUTE HE IS
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ND BPANTS. HAVING. A RLY GOOD DREA M?????????JUST LIKE
LI TERALLY TH BEST SLEEP HE'S EVER HAD
Nov 8
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AAAAAAHHHHHH
Nov 8
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BU UT. SANS. PETTING MAYBE. A BIT. TOO MUCh
ANND. BPATNS WAKING UP ANND. FINDING HIMSELF
IN A . WEIRDISH POSITION W/ SANS RUBBING HIS HEAD. STILL CURLED UP NE XT TO HIM. ON HIS . BED
Nov 8
AND THEN BP JUST
SQUIRMS AROUND A TINY BIT
AND GRABS AT
AT SANS' HAND
AND SANS JUST
HOLDS BPS HAND LIKE
WHAT THR FFFFFCUKC HE'S HOLDING-
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MY HAND IN HIS SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Nov 8
O HNGO
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O HHH NO
Nov 8
OHHH
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C.F. HCJWNZBSHAJS
Nov 8
ITTS. 1AM
ANVE IVE BEE N MURDERED CONSISTNATLY OVER TH PAST 2 HOURS
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BY. BUR G ER SAN TN S
Nov 8
YES YES
I LOVE THAT
HE'S PETTING A LOT AND BP IS SQUIRMING AROUND LIKE A KITTEN AND SANS IS LAUGHING AND PETTING HIM AND THEN BP JUST --
--WAKES UP AND IT'S SANS' TURN TO BE EMBARRASSED
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BUT THEY'RE BOTH REALLY EMBARRASSED
Nov 8
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Nov 8
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AND IT TAKES BP A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE HE FELL ASLEEP
Nov 8
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AND HE'S JUST
"wha
w-w-what is
are you
p-petting me"
Nov 8
AND SANS JSUT
SWEATTOWN
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'i...uh.....i mean......you......were....purring....and.......you....uh...........i just.........'
Nov 8
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"uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
uuuUuuUUUUMMMM"
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO REPLY
AND BP DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EITHER SO THEY'RE JUST LAYING THERE
Nov 8
AND. NE ITHER OF THEM WWANT TO SAY/ASK TO KE EP PETTING
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SO SA NS JUS T. SL OWLY. T AKES HIS HAND OFF OF BPS HEAD
Nov 8
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BUT BP KINDA LIKES IT BUT
HE DOESN'T WANT TO ASK HIM TO CONTINUE THAT'S REALLY WEIRD AND EMBARRASSING SO HE JUST
SILENCE
Nov 8
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Y E AH
Nov 8
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IM SO RRY IM NOT SAYING M UCH IM
HONES TLY SUPER SLEEPY AND TALKINGA BOUT SLEEPY CUDDLES DOESNT HELP
Nov 8
AND BP REEEEAAALLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
BECAUSE SANS IS USUALLY ALL COOL AND LAID BACK AND STUFF, BUT THIS TIME HE'S EXTREMELY FLUSTERED
TOO!
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DON'T APOLOGIZE YOU'RE WONDERFUL I'M SO
Nov 8
L IK EIM
F LA ILS ON BACK
I HHA VENT B EEN. AB LE TO. Y ELL AT ANYONE AB BURGERSANTS
SSO THIS IS LIKE
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KEJWORIASJGIOJKFL
Nov 8
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS SHIP
Nov 8
ANND I JUS T. W ANT TO DRAW. E VE RY ITHIGN
BUT I AL SO JUS TWANT TO D..S CREAM
THA NK U FOR. LIKING IT SO IM NOT ALONE IN THIS H EKC
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T YE'RE BOTH. REALLY GA YANND REALLY GRE AT ND I LOV EHT EM BOTH AND IM GOI NG TO DIE
Nov 8
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I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT'S MY FAVORITE THING
AND ME TOO LIKE I WABT TO DRAW ALL OF THIS BUT WHENEVER I ACTUALLY DO I LOSE MUSE HALFWAY THROUGH
Nov 8
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J UST. I'LL BE HERE IF YOU NEED SCRE MAING MOTIVATION BC I WILL SCR EMA
Nov 8
THEY'RE SOOSOSOSOSOS CUTE
I WANT THEM TO MAKE OUT BUT SANS HAS NO LIPS
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HUMAN AU
Nov 8
OH NO
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MY POOR HEART
Nov 8
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I AM TOO WEAK FOR THAT RI GHTNOW
Nov 8
HUMAN AU HUMAN AU
SMOOCHES
SMOOCHES FOR THE KITTY
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DRINK SOME COFFEE C'MON
Nov 8
RLY RL Y EMBARRASSED HESITANT SWEATY SMO OCHE S
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I JUST HAD A LARGE SODA RIGHT BEFORE ALL THIS IF THAT DOESNT WORK I DONT THINK ANYHTING WILL
Nov 8
SANS VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT
HE'S TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL BUT HE CAN'T HELP BUT
*VIBRAAAAATTTTEESSSS AND BLUSHES*
AND SANS JUST
BIG SMOOCH RIGHT BACK
AND HE'S TRYING TO CONTAIN HIS EXCITEMENT
AND BP JUST
ALMOST FAINTS
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HE'S KISSING SANS AND HE
Nov 8
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OH M YG OHS
HE JSUT
FALLS OVER
Nov 8
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AAAAAAA
Nov 8
LI KE A HEKC EN GD ORK
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CLU TCHING HIS CHEST AND WHE EIZNG
Nov 8
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HE LITERALLY FALLS OVER AND THEN SANS' EXPRESSION GOES FROM "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT EEE" TO "OH SHIT OH SHIT IS HE OK"
Nov 8
BP IS SUCH A DORK
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SANS HELPS HIM UP AND HE'S REALLY CONCERNED AND
Nov 8
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OH NNNO
Nov 8
AND BP IS WHEEZING AND SANS JUST HOLDS HIS FACE AND SMOOCHES HIM
AND THEY'RE KISSING AND BP CANNOT BELIEVE
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HIS FACE IS SO SO SO RED
Nov 8
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/GIGGLY SMOOCHES/
Nov 8
OH YN GGNDDNDNDJDJDJD
HLY SHIY
DID YOU JUST
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YOU DID NOT
Nov 8
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ANND BP JUST. FE ELS LIKE. LTERALLY. HECKENIGN CARTOON FLOATING-AFTER-KISS
Nov 8
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/GIGGLY SMOOCHES/
Nov 8
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I DID JUST /GIGGLY SMOOCHES/
Nov 8
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SJSHSSHSJNJSJSJSNSNEBDUT :/ FJFJJF
Nov 8
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FI RST. SANS GIG LIGN GBC BPANTS IS A NERD AN DIS CUTE ANND THEN BPANTS GIGGLING BC SANS'S GIGGLES ARE CUTE
Nov 8
MY SWEATY BABIES
SMOOCHES
SKELLY SMOOCHES FOR THE KITTY
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AAHAHS FUCK
Nov 8
ANDN THEY J UST GIGGLE AT EACHTOHER ANDN SM OOCH AND THEY REBO TH SWEATY GIG GLYG SMOOCHY NER D S
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I TTHINKI B ETTER BED BEFORE I LIT ERALLY EXPLODE
Nov 8
AND THEN IT'S A LOOP THEIR GIGGLES MAKE THE OTHER GIGGLE AND THEY JUST ARE LAUGHING AND KISSING AND BP FEELS LESS STRESSED
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NO
Nov 8
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Y EHAH
Nov 8
YPU MUST EXPLODE
THAT IS THE GOAP
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GOAL
Nov 8
I HAVE BENE EXPLOADI NG FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS
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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FRO MME
Nov 8
PLEASE
DRINK
COFFEE
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IT'S GREAT STUFF
Nov 8
COFFEE MAKES ME SLEEPY
IT DO ESNT WORK
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THE ONLY THING COFFEE'LL DO IS MAKE ME AWAKE LONGER, NOT . /MORE AWAKE/
Nov 8
WHAT TEHBD FUCK
SLAP YOURSELF
NOW
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RUN AROUND YOUR HOUSE
Nov 8
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IT DIDNT OWRK
Nov 8
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DO JUMPING JACKS
Nov 8
ITS 2 IN THE MORNING
I'LL WAKE EVEYR ONE
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I DONT WANT TO EXPAIILN TO MY PARENTS THAT I NEED TO STAY AWAKE FOR BURGERSANTS
Nov 8
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ASNDSNJEH RD HXHSJDJDJD
Nov 8
STAY AWAKE
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I AM NOT STRONG ENOGUH
Nov 8
STAY AWAKE
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YES YOU ARE
Nov 8
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WE CAN YELL TOM OR ROW
Nov 8
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DO IT FOR THE SWEATY BABIES
Nov 8
UNLESS YOURE GUNNA DIE TONIGHT THEN IM SORYR
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OR IF I DIE TO NIGHT THEN SORYR
Nov 8
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'LL SPAM YOU WITH BURGERSANTS WHILE YOU SLEEP
Nov 8
PLEASE DO
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THAT WOULD BE THE BEST PRESTENT OVER
Nov 8
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OK
Nov 8
ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO YELL BPANTS AT ME AT ANY TIME LITERALLY ANY TIME I WILL NOT CARE IT WILL MKAE MY DAY
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BSANTS RATHER
Nov 8
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GOODNIGHT THEN I GUESS
Nov 8
BOTH
GOODNIGHT
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SLE EP WELL IF YOU EVER DO
Nov 8
OKK
YAY
NOIGHT
OKAY SO GIGGLY SMOOCHES
THEY'RE JUST KISSING AND DORHRBRNT SBSHSJSS
SANS IS GIGGLING AND
BP JUST FINDS HIS LAUFH SOO CUTE
LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN HIS SIGNATURE LAUGH IT'S A BUBBLY, HAPPY GIGGLE
AND THEN BP IS GIGGLING
HE NEVER GIGGLES
THEY'RE KISSING
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THEY'RE KISSING AND LAUGHING
Nov 8
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ALSO I MUST SAY A HEAD OF TIME JUST TO BE SURE
I RLY DONT LIKE NSFW STUFF SO!!!!!!! YEAH JSUT SH OVING THT OUT THERE NOW TO BE SUPER CELAR SO STUFF DOESNT GO BAD MAYBE IN TH FUTURE
OK G OODNIGHT FOR EAL
Nov 8
AND BP HAS NEVER FELT MORE HAPPY
NIGHT
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AND BP IS SOOOO HAPPY AND EXCITED HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND SANS' NECK
Nov 8
AND IT IS SO SO CUTE
AHHHH SWEATY LITTLE BABIES
AND THEN THEY BREAK AWAY
AND THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER AND THEY'RE STILL GIGGLING AND SMILING
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY SWEATY AND BLUSHY OFCOURSEOFCOURSE
AND SEEING BP REALLY HAPPY FOR ONCE MAKES SANS SOOOOOOO EXCITED
AND SEEING SAN'S FACE LIGHT UP AND HEARING HIM LAUGH AND GIGGLE IS JUST SO CUTE AND THE FACT THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY KISSING MAKES BP SO HAPPY
*SANS'
OH GOT.RDNDDJSKMSS
OHD DN RD JSNSN
SANS IS IUST
HES JFJFJEKE
HE GIVES BP ANOTHER SMOOCH ON THE CHEEK
AND HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING BUT HE CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
NEITHER OF THEM CAN STOP GIGGLING
AND IT MAKES THEM SO
SO
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HAPPY
Nov 8
AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY MANAGE TOD TOP ABD
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GODD SSJKDNDNDJD
Nov 8
I DONY F DNSSNSNS
CONSIDER
SANS JSUT B L URTS OHT "I LOBR YOU"
I EMSNSNSS
IM TRASH SJSKSOS
OH NY GFOD
AND THEN
JUST THE REACTION
BURGERPANT'S HEART SKIPS A BEAT
NO
IT SKIPS
LIKE
FIVE BEATS
AND TTHRNE HE S HI T
"I LOVR YOU TOO OH YYF FOSBDBDDHSHENENEJSKS" AND HE FREAKS OUT AGAIN
WAIT WAIT WAIT
BACK TO THAT KITTEN THING
WHAT IG
WHAT IFFFFF
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SANS CALLED BP "KITTEN"
Nov 8
LIKE AS A CUTE NICKNAME
AND AT FIRST IT WOULD BE LIKE A JOKE BUT THEN THEY'D GET ATTACHED TO IT
BUT HE NEVER CALLS HIM KITTEN IN PUBLIC
NEVER EVER
OH GOD
IMAGINE THE RUMORS
I MEAN IT'S GOT TO BE REALLY OBVIOUS
BP IS ALWAYS REALLY DOWN AND HE'S SO PESSIMISTIC AND AAAA
BUT THEN SUDDENLY HE'S ALL FLUSTERED AND HAPPY?
THAT CAN'T BE NORMAL OK
THEY NOTICE HE'S LIKE THAT WHENEVER SANS IS AROUND
AND BRATTY AND CATTY ARE THE ONES WHO SPREAD THE RUMORS
ABOUT SANS AND BP
LIKE THEY'LL JUST SEE BP AND SANS
SANS AND BP SITTING AT A TABLE TOGETHER DURING BP'S LUNCH BREAK
AND BP JUST HAS HIS HEAD IN HIS HAND WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE AND THE FAIIIIINTEAT BLUSH
AND CATTY AND BRATTY JUST GLANCE OVER LIKE
MMMMHMMMM
THEY'RE GAY AS FUCK
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AND THEN THEY'RE TALKING
Nov 8
AND CATTY AND BRATTY ARE SITTING SORTA KINDA NEARBY AT THEIR OWN TABLE
AND BP AND SANS ARE TALKING
AND THEY OVERHEAR SANS CALL HIM KITTEN
AND THEY JUST
STOP AND THEN LAUGH
AND WHENEVER SANS CALLS BP KITTEN, BP GETS REALLY FLUSTERED AND NERVOUS AND HE HAS SWEATY PALMS LIKE
OH NY GOD
AND THEN AT NIGHT HE JUST
THINKS TO HIMSELF
"BUT WHAT IF I HAVE A NICKNAME FOR HIM TOOOOO"
AND HE CAN'T SLEEP
HE JUST
STAYS UP ALL NIGHT WRITING NICKNAMES
BUT NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD
SO LIKE AT 3 AM HE PASSES OUT
AND HE'S ALMOST LATE TO WORK THAT MORNING
BUT HE MAKES IT
AND HE'S REALLY REALLY TIRED
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AND SANS NOTICES AND HE LOOKS OVER HIS SHOUKDERS AND THEN BACK AT BP AND
Nov 8
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"someone's sleepy, hm, /kitten/?"
AND HE GOES AND BUYS BP A COFFEE
Nov 8
AND BP'S SIPPING HIS COFFEE WHILE WORKING AND HE'S ALL BLUSHY
AHAHABSBSNSNSNS FUCK
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FUCK FICKF CHMDD
Nov 8
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iM fbjJIN
Nov 8
iMM
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i Have BecoMe TrasSh OVeR BURgErsAnTs IN A DaY
Nov 8
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fuck
Nov 8
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FUCK I'M STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THIS
Nov 8
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AHHH
Nov 8
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM CUDDLING
BP CUDDLING SLEEPY SANS JUST LIKE HE CUDDLED THE BODY PILLOW I SJSUSHSBSB
AND HIS PURRING IS REALLY LOUD AND ADORABLE
LIKE I CANNOT GET JUST THAT ONE SCENE WE SCREAMED AB OUT OF MY HEAD
JUUSTST
AH
AND THE KISS ON THE CHEEK KILLED ME
AND THENDNNSKMSN
I IMAGINE
LIKE
WHEN BURGERPANTS IS HUGGING HIS BODY PILLOW
HE'D RUB HIS FACE AGAINST IT AND PURR
AS IF HE'S NUZZLING INTO SANS' NECK
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AND WHEN BURGERPANTS AND SANS ARE WALKING TOGETHER IN PUBLIC,
Nov 8
HE WILL JUST GLANCE AT SANS' HAND EVERY FEW SECONDS
AND HE WANTS TO HOLD IT BUT
HE'S EXTREMELY HESITANT
BUT SANS CATCHES HIS GLANCES A FEW TIMES AND JUST
HE GRABS BP'S HAND
AND BP WIDENS HIS EYES A LITTLE AND HE'S UNSURE HOW TO REACT BUT THEN HE SORTA SMILES A LITTLE BIT AND HE'S SWEATING
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AND HIS HAND IS ALL SWEATY AND GROSS BUT SANS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND AT ALL
Nov 8
AND ONE DAY SANS TAKES BP TO GRILLBY'S AND
AND EVERYONE'S JUST
SANS HASN'T BEEN GOING THERE AS OFTEN
BUT SUDDENLY HE ARRIVES WITH ANOTHER GUY
AND THEN GRILLBZ IS JUST
"so
is that why you haven't been here as often"
AND HE GESTURES TO BP
AND SANS JUST
HE FREEZES UP AND BLUSHES A LITTLE BIT LIKE
"uh what do you mean by cat- i-i mean that"
AND BP FEELS A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE BUT THEN GRILLBZ IS JUST "im just kidding relax"
AND RSHWHEJSJ
AND SANS INTRODUCES BP TO EVERYBODY
BUT BP IS REALLY ANXIOUS AND STUFF AND HE'S NOT SAYING MUCH
AND SANS JUST
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"what's the matter, cat got your tongue?"
Nov 8
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AND BP LAUGHS AND HE'S ALL SWEATY
Nov 8
oh my god what if they
oh no
this is just a thought b ut
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wait
wait
Nov 8
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what if they have a couple of beers together at grillby's
Nov 8
and usually you would expect bp to get all sad-drunk
but bp is just staring at sans the entire time
and bp gets even more blushy than usual
and hes all giggly and
and he's literally just looking at sans the entire time
and even if he tried, he probably wouldn't be able to pull his eyes away
and he's slurring all his words and the blush is real
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like you can't even tell if the blush is just a side effect of the beer or if it's just HIM LOOKING AT SANS
Nov 8
iMAGINE BP STAYING AT SANS' HOUSE FOR DINNER OR SOMETHING
AND PAPYRUS IS JUST
THERE
AND BP IS ACTING ALL AWKWARD AND BLUSHY AND SWEATY
B UT PAPYRUS DOESN'T NOTICE A DAMN THING HE'S SO INNOCENT
AND PAPYRUS MAKES BP EAT HIS SPAGHETTI
OH MY GOD
AND PAPYRUS DOESN'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE
LIEK
JAHWHHRJS
LIKE
PAPYRUS CAN JUST BE LOOKING AT SANS AND BURGERPANTS
THEY'RE STARING AT EACH OTHER ALL BLUSHY AND EVE RY THING
PAPYRUS CAN LOOK AT --
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THAT AND BE LIKE
"WOWIE! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!"
Nov 8
im screaming
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wake up
Nov 8
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wake upwakeup
Nov 8
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im never escaping this hekc
Nov 8
im trying to force my girlfriend into liking burgersants and i feel like
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