Last names - group chat / 5sos

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*Group chat*

Michael: Yo

Calum: Hola

Ashton: Sup

Luke: HII

Michael: So I saw this post on tumblr

Calum: From the fan pages you follow?

Michael: ya

Ashton: well

Michael: *clears throat*

Luke: ROSES ARE RED VOILTS ARE BLUE

Michael: Shut up Luke

Calum: Lmao

Michael: so

Michael: Michael (Cliff) ord

Calum: So your last name says cliff?

Michael: ya

Luke: but what does cliff mean

Ashton: A high steep face of a rock

Calum: we know what it means but what does it have to do with Michael?

Luke: maybe he should jump of a cliff

Michael: Fuck OFF LUKE

Calum: Well whatever

Ashton: Let me try this!

Ashton: Ashton Ir (win)

Ashton: I WIN

Ashton: get it IrWIN

Luke: Calum..

Calum: uhh Calum (hood)

Calum: my hoodie

Michael: which you're always in

Calum: True

Luke: Luke Hemmings

Michael: what the fuck does mings mean

Luke: idk

Calum: wait let me google it

Calum: It's a Chinese dynasty

Michael: ends up Calum is not only the Asian one in the band

Luke: :-(

Luke: I'm not Asian

Luke: I'm a Aussie

Ashton: Racist

Luke: I'm not racist

Michael: whateva Luke

Calum: But what about my hoodie?

Michael: let's just pretend you use that hoodie to play hide and seek with us

Ashton: the end

Ashton: bye guys I got to go! I have a date

Michael: ya me too

Michael: a date with video games

Luke: CALLLL

Calum: ...

*calum has left the conversation*

Luke: Mings...

So I actually saw a tumblr post about last names a long ago but I don't remember it much so here's a chapter

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