*Group chat*
Michael: Yo
Calum: Hola
Ashton: Sup
Luke: HII
Michael: So I saw this post on tumblr
Calum: From the fan pages you follow?
Michael: ya
Ashton: well
Michael: *clears throat*
Luke: ROSES ARE RED VOILTS ARE BLUE
Michael: Shut up Luke
Calum: Lmao
Michael: so
Michael: Michael (Cliff) ord
Calum: So your last name says cliff?
Michael: ya
Luke: but what does cliff mean
Ashton: A high steep face of a rock
Calum: we know what it means but what does it have to do with Michael?
Luke: maybe he should jump of a cliff
Michael: Fuck OFF LUKE
Calum: Well whatever
Ashton: Let me try this!
Ashton: Ashton Ir (win)
Ashton: I WIN
Ashton: get it IrWIN
Luke: Calum..
Calum: uhh Calum (hood)
Calum: my hoodie
Michael: which you're always in
Calum: True
Luke: Luke Hemmings
Michael: what the fuck does mings mean
Luke: idk
Calum: wait let me google it
Calum: It's a Chinese dynasty
Michael: ends up Calum is not only the Asian one in the band
Luke: :-(
Luke: I'm not Asian
Luke: I'm a Aussie
Ashton: Racist
Luke: I'm not racist
Michael: whateva Luke
Calum: But what about my hoodie?
Michael: let's just pretend you use that hoodie to play hide and seek with us
Ashton: the end
Ashton: bye guys I got to go! I have a date
Michael: ya me too
Michael: a date with video games
Luke: CALLLL
Calum: ...
*calum has left the conversation*
Luke: Mings...
So I actually saw a tumblr post about last names a long ago but I don't remember it much so here's a chapter
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