Band texts

Cuddles - Luke

You: Lucasss

Luke: what

You: why don't you ever talk to me ? (⌒-⌒; )

Luke: I'm Busy

You: Busy with trying to find fashion sense?

Luke: No busy with tour

Luke: Like, we barely have time to rest soo

You: Ohh

You: I thought you were cheating on me or something o

You: And you are, I saw the leaked pictures

Luke: WHAT

You: Chill man, I'm just kidding

Luke: Anyway what's the time over there?

You: Planet Mars? Well Earth hours 2:49

Luke: ...

You: Ok fine, it's 1:00 am here

Luke: Why are you staying up so late?

You: I'm at a club

Luke: Whut

You: kidding

Luke: You're in a sarcastic mood right now

You: No gee

Luke: Why are you texting me at 1am?

You: Because I want too

You: Got a problem with that big guy

You: I can't sleep

Luke: ....

You: Come cuddle me

Luke: I'm across the world I don't have arms the size of a giraffe

You: Even if you did, you wouldn't be able to come cuddle with me..

You: common sense

You: The some ppl don't have *cough*

Luke: You type so fast

Luke: and ya

You: Who the fûck is at the door at 1Am

You: I'm calling 911

Luke: Don't you live in England?

You: Bitćh I don't even know the Uk emergency number

Luke: Well who is it?

You: A PIZZA GUY OMG

You: Who the hell ordered it for me, that Saint.

You: Oh it's a note

You: I HAVE A SECRET LOVER

You: It says "They're not cuddles, but pizza is much better ;)"

You: I think it's the neighbour

Luke: You're so oblivious

You: Hell no, it's the neighbour, I saw him looking at me once

Luke: You sure?

You: Totally

Luke: Fine then, I'm the neighbour

What even was this chapter ugh.