Coming Home (Adopted By Markiplier Sequel)

Q and A

Me: Alright guys, lets get started! I have a few questions today. We'll start with Krystal! KRYSTAL GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

Krystal: I'm right here, calm down.

Me: Alright. First off, Madam_Markiplier asked me if I called you a bully. I wanted you to be in the room when I answer.

Krystal: Did you call me a bully? *stands up* 'CAUSE I'M NO BULLY! THAT TOM BITCH IS A-

Me: SHUSH! HE'S RIGHT OUT THE DOOR!

Krystal: Oops *sits & blushes* sorry. Continue.

Me: No, I didn't call you a bully.

Krystal: Ok, good because I know where you live.

Me: No you don't. But I have a question people probably want to know. Well, maybe two. First off, do you like Adam?

Krystal: *silent but gives me deathly glares*

Me: That answers my question. Ok, two, Jasmine.

Krystal: Don't even bring that bitch up. I'm still pissed off. I'm going to respect Mark and all that shit, but if she tries and talk to me, i'm giving her the hand and going 'bitch what?!'.

Me: Alright, enough from you. Get out and bring Adam in here.

*Krystal runs out of the room and Adam soon enters* 

Adam: What's up author?!

Me: Nothing much, now sit.

Adam: *sits* Ok, throw the questions at me.

Me: Markismysavior asks if you like Krystal.

Adam: I mean, she's funny, cool, strong, beautiful, can't keep m- *gasps* oh my god I do like her. DON'T TELL!

Me: Ok, ok. Calm your man tits.

Adam: HEY-

Me: Next one is from me. When do you plan on asking Krystal out?

Adam: I just met her. Not for a while.

Me: Well, I do control your life and I DON'T like waiting.

Adam: But knowing you, you'll make me come out to be horrible and ruin her life. Or possibly get us in a fight and make us not talk anymore. You are pretty evil.

Me: I am aren't I?

Me: Ok, now get out of here and get Tom in here.

*Adam runs out and Tom walks in, frowning* 

Tom: Let's go, I don't have all day.

Me: Uh, yes you do. I control your life, your entire existence! You have nothing to do besides this. And remember, try anything and I can make you burn in a fire, or die slowly, but so fucking painfully.

Tom: *gulps* Take your time.

Me: Thank you. Now AllIWannaBee asks, and I quote, 'WHAT WAS IN RHE PRESENT AGHHH MUST KNOW!!!!???'

Tom: You know the answer. Why don't you tell them?

Me: 'Cause the whole point of this is for them to be able to interact with not only me, but you guys too. Now lets go.

Tom: *sighs* Fine, it was...I can't answer.

Me: You were going to give it to her and the readers would have known anyway. Stop being a pussy and spit it out!

Tom: Ok, ok! It was a dildo for her slutty needs!

Me: *sits there silently, mouth agaped*

Tom: I told you I shouldn't have said it.

Me: *squints* You're going to die. Prepare your death for the next chapters to come.

Me: Now, get the fuck out of here.

*Tom falls back in the chair, getting up quickly and running out*

Me: MARK GET IN HERE!

*Mark slowly walks in, walking over to my side of the table and bringing me in for a hug*

Me: Uh, what are you doing?

Mark: It's for bringing Krystal back.

Me: *awkwardly hugs back* No problem. Can you sit down please? (In reality i'd hug him until he became a pulp...I know you guys would too! XD)

Mark: *nods and picks up chair, sits* Ok, so what's up?

Me: UnicornzandPuppies wants to know if septiplier will ever be a thing, seeing as she ships it, and I quote, 'SOOOOO MUCH'.

Mark: Seeing as i'm with Jasmine, and neither Jack and I are gay, probably not. But, knowing you, you'll make that happen.

Me: Maybe...but I have a few questions.

Mark: Ok, hit me.

Me: How would you feel if Adam and Krystal got together?

Mark: I don't know. I can't say anything because I did go get with Jasmine behind her back and everything. But I know she would want to hang out with him more than me, especially since she's a teen...I just feel i'll lose more time with her. That's all.

Me: Aw...next question. What would you want your next dog to be?

Mark: Golden Retriever. You already know this.

Me: I know everything! Ok, next one BABEH! Do you plan on having a long term relationship with Jasmine?

Mark: I don't know. Fate will work that one out.

*Mark gets up and leaves*

Me: Alright guys, that was the Q and A with the characters. I hope you guys got some information out of this that you possibly didn't know before. Let me know if you want me to do this often and how often. But anyways, i'll howl at you later, my pack!