If opening to a door-to-door salesman, tell them even their super sonic, long cabeled vacuum cleaner can't save you from the darkness inside.
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How to Open the Goddamn Door, Satanist Style
HumorDo the pesky door-to-door salesmen always end up ruining your precious ritual to summon the dark lord? Are you sick of explaining your black clothes and pentagrams on the walls to unwelcome neighbors? Don't worry, for here are a few tips for handl...
Tip #1
If opening to a door-to-door salesman, tell them even their super sonic, long cabeled vacuum cleaner can't save you from the darkness inside.
