This is what divorce can bring
A man and a woman were in court for divorce but the problem is who gets the custody of the child
THE WIFE... jumps up and says 'your honour I brought the child in this world with pain and labour so he should be in my custody.'
The judge turned to the husband and asked what he had to say
THE HUSBAND then said calmly 'your honour, if I inserted my ATM card into the machine and the cash comes out....whose cash is it, MINE or the MACHINE's
