There were 3 men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of fruit of the same kind. So all 3 men went seperate ways to gather fruits. The fist one came with ten apples.The king then explains the trial - you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in....but on the 2nd apple he winced in pain so he was killed and went to heaven.
The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king told him, he thought this would be easy. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. but on the 9th berry, he burst out in laughter so he was also killed.
The 1st and 2nd guy met in heaven. The 1st guy asked "Why did you laugh? you almost got away with it" The 2nd one replied "I can't help it. I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples!"
