There was an auto crash in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered at the scene. Then a reporter who was anxious to get the story for his newspaper could not get close to the accident spot because of the crowd. But being a clever chap, he started shouting: "Let me through! Please give me a chance! I am the son of the victim!" Of course the crowd made way for him. But behold, lying in the place of the accident was a goat.
