(Touka, Kittia, Caleb, and Abikitty in room)
Abikitty: Touka, I dare you to spill really hot coffee on Kaneki and see what he does. :D
Kittia: ooo, imma get ze popcorn!
Touka: OK I'll do it.
Abikitty/Kittia/Caleb: *sits down with popcorn while watching Kaneki walk into the room*
Touka: *walks up to Kaneki with coffee in her hand* oh hay Kaneki! *walks up to him and pores coffee onto his head*
Kaneki oh my f***ing Zalgo what was that for?!?!
All of us but kaneki who is screeming: *Laphing our butt off*
Kittia:thanks for the dare @Abikitty_f :)