That One Warrior Cat Book

Prologue

"Deathstar?" A cat that I dont want to name spoke walking into the leaders den. "H-hello? Are you in here? Its really dark sooo I can't see."

Then out of no where, game show music came on. Then some random cat came out to greet the cat. "Why hello there! Welcome to jeopawdy!" The host spoke, with a Manley man voice. (It has to be a manley man voice) "Uh....Im looking for Deathstar." The cat said. The host shook his head. "Just shadd upp." The host said with a smile.

"I am the one and only, Deathstar!" He soon began to take off the cat suit, revealing his real pelt. "Now since this story has made absolutely no sense, you are going to get an official name!" He spoke while dancing and eating chocolate cuz cats can totally eat chocolate. "Your new name shall be.....Pinecone!" Pinecone didn't even move. "Why do the other cats get cooler names like, lukepawwalker or Darthpaw?"

"Duh cuz you are part of the prophecy, every main character is." Deathstar was on his 5th chocolate bar. "Oh cool, can I go brag to people how im part of a prophecy?" Pinecone was jumping up and down. "No Pinecone, we both will! Djcat, turn up the music!"

Djcat turned on the music, the first song was The Black Purade by My chemical Purmance. the cats started dancing and singing the lyrics. Pinecone was screaming the lyrics. "When I was a young cat, my father took me to the forrest to see the black purade." The music started to die down as Deathstar silenced Youfuglyclan. "I have very important news to tell you all!"

"Pinecone here is part of a prophecy!!" The cats began to cheer. "We should Celebrate by attacking iphoneclan!! " the cats started cheering louder. Djcat began to play music again. This time the song was Stitches by Paw Mendes. They all danced before they left to attack iphoneclan.