That One Warrior Cat Book

Chapter 1: Iphoneclan

Deathstar was leading a group of cats to Iphoneclans territory, you could tell you were close because they had signs saying "NO ANDROIDS!!"

Pinecone was in the "patrol" of cats, along with his now best friend, Obamasucks. They had so much in common, like how they both liked potatoes, they both had amazing names. You may be wondering, does he hate Obama? No....he was just given that name to look cool.

Before they could even get to the boarders, a random cat jumped in front of them "Its is I, M&N the famous wrapper." They stood in silence, but not Pinecone. "Uh you mean rapper? Not wrapper." He snorted. The cat looked at him, with a confuzzled look. "No I mean wrapper, see?" He pulled out a box and started wrapping it with wrapping paper.

They just kept walking, forgetting about M&N. Pinecone walked off to investigate a suspicious tree. Once he got there, he looked behind the tree, only to see a giant blue thingy. It read "Police Box".

Pinecone called his clan over, they all had confuzzled looks. "I think its called....the Tardis. You know from the show Doctor ohW? Where they can time travel? Ugh you stupid cats..."

Pinecone then magically opened the door. It also seemed that a Sonic Screwdriver popped up, along with a bow tie and a fez. Pinecone put the bow tie and fez on and he took the Sonic Screwdriver. "Allons-y!!" Pinecone screamed before leading all of the cats in to the Tardis.

He began to work with the controls, while marking the destination, Iphoneclan. They then heard the notice, meaning that it had worked. Once he opens the door, it showed that it had failed. They were in Bikini bottom. Spongebob and Patrick were playing patty cake, while Squidward was making horrible clarinet sounds.

"Nope wrong place." Pinecone said while, again he started to work and set the destination. This time it had led the to Iphoneclan. In fact in the middle of the clan.

"ATTACK, YOUFUGLYCLAN!!" Death Star said, while AGAINl, eating chocolate.

Owl here :D hope you enjoyed this chapter!! I had to add Doctor who, I mean who wouldn't.