A rainbow looking cat with a nice tuxedo strolled in the forest, his eyes gleaming.
"Im Jerrylicious. FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWWRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He said. out of nowhere a cat with a halo and giant furry blue wings and mascara and a spike collar with eyes like derpy hooves came out of nowhere. "No, idiot, fear me." Randomly she breathes fire, that smelled like Potatoes. And then yet another cat strolled on in from nowhere. "Pfft! You think your cats? Real cats don't need air! We have gills on the side of our necks, and we breath fire, underwater, in space, while sitting with Chewbacca!" This cat looked like the night. "Oh yeah, did I mention that real cats have three hearts? And sixteen claws!" His blue eyes gleamed. But then he died. Because he was not breathing fire underwater in space next to Chewbacca. Besides, StarClan can do all that, while holding a simple cactus and a Storm Trooper in their mouths. Because logic.
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