ZaDr - When Irkens cry- (This story now belongs to Billdipsinner)

Hi Skool

Zim's P.O.V

I have been on this grotesque planet for almost 5 years and I'm currently raining over the entire human race as their great leader. With my iron fist I was able to beat the oh so annoying Dib by a mere glance of cunning superiority and ingenious plans I was able to make him my human slave. The tallest have acknowledged my great devotion to conquer the earth as well as much proof I have shown them that I Zim the Invader has truly never the less, fully taken every part of Earth the planet of depressing and crude ways as Irken territory. "Zim, stop daydreaming and get to work. NOW!" Ms. Bitters screamed at me from across the classroom. How dare a tiny human order the amazing Zim what to do, she will pay. I picked up my pencil and wrote my name at the top of my paper along with the date. Dib gave a few glances from across the row, but being the admirable  being that I am I smiled torturing his will to  look again.  Foolish worm he should have learned now in our junior year of hi skool not to aggravate the infallible Zim. In human years I would be the age of 16, but height wise I look like a middle skooler. Dib-monkey on the other hand is the appropriate height for his age, but still taller than the average 16 year old male.  No, Zim should not think about Dib-stink, he is nothing compared to Zim awesomeness. I feel as if the kids get dumber as they age all except him, who I will not waste my time on. And Bitters she followed us up to hi skool because she could not lose Zim leader of this planet or um..She just did. The human learning experiences are very strange all though I have managed to all of the advanced classes including history the worst class of all time.  Who would want to learn about this disgusting planet's history nor the people of it. But soon enough young humans of this planet will learn about their ruler Me. That thought made me chuckle with delight.  "Find something funny Zim, huh?" the pleasant sound of that voice carried me into..... NO, NO Zim will not think about this childish action or any of it's kind Irkens do not have feelings! "Yes, I do and what are you going to do about it Dib-worm?" I replied quickly not to speak of the weird feeling inside.

Dib's P.O.V

Messing with Zim is literally the best thing ever. We've been in the same classes for almost 5 years all except for history, Zim had advanced history how I have no idea. We stopped actually fighting and just attack each other verbally, it's so much fun to aggravate space-boy to the point of explosion. *Riiinngg* the lunch bell rang as everyone got up and either went to their lockers or straight to the lunch room. In my case I ran by my locker to grab Gaz who wanders around until someone guides her into the cafeteria. Gaz is a freshman this year, still only invested in video games she has found a few gamer friends on the side. There are flaws to how she got these friends or if they even are really her friends, but as long as she's not threatening my life I don't ask.  "Dib, come on we're going to get stuck at the end of the lunch line. And I'm only talking into the cafeteria."Gaz mumbled not looking up from her Game slave.  "yeah, yeah" I sighed when I walked through the line only to find a certain alien had invaded my table. Why anyone, but him I'd even take Keef than him. "spaceboy why are you here" I asked wishing that he would move before even answering. "How dare you speak to Zim that way you refer to me as your leader filthy human worm. Not only that, but the amazing Zim sits wherever he pleases" the green alien announced loudly.  I chuckled as Gaz sat her lunch on the table and opened the brown paper sack. "Why is he here?" she asked pointing at the alien scum sitting in front of me. "I don't know, because he has no other friends" I cleared my throat  as Zim stuck out his tongue in spite. "I have many friends, thank you very much. It just so happens that you just aren't one filthy monkey." he was somewhat witty when he wanted to be the real wittiness came when he was beyond pissed.  I enjoy watching Zim's plans to take over Earth fail and I love to annoy him, but he's so short he can't do anything. Actually I think he's so short that he's kind o---- "NO!" I yelled out before finishing that sentence and ran out to the men's restroom. How in the world am I supposed to explain this one, that I suddenly think that my sworn enemy is cute?! I slide down the wall and banged my head against the wall behind me. What is wrong with me, this is just not right! I'm supposed to kill Zim, that's what I've envisioned for 5 whole years now. As long as I get no questions I'm sure this is just a....a...a weird misshapen that will go away soon. At least I hope.

Zim's P.O.V

Humans with their weird on and off emotions. I am just so glad that Irkens have none of these feelings. Thank the tallest that I was created Irken.

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Yay, I just made my very first ZaDr fanfiction It feels empowering and dirty at the same time! :) I hope you guys will like it.

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