The Best Ninja Ever!!!

Ch.1 The new team selections

Authors note: Alright guys this is a rewrite of the first chapter! And trust me this time it's a lot better than the first time I wrote it! Well to the story!

Mishoto's POV

Finally it's time to graduate..... after all these years of training and dreaming I'm one step closer to living my dream of becoming the greatest ninja ever! Then I could finally kill that woman...... But I need to find my shoes first!!!

As I looked around my room I realized it was really messy and old. The floors creaked when I walked. The door couldn't close. The wall's paint was chipping off. The mattress on the bed was torn because I found it in a dumpster. But overall it was a nice place to live for a 12 year old kid to live alone at! I smiled cheerfully as I crawled under my bed and found my shoes. I walked over to my mirror and looked at myself and wondered why Ino wouldn't like a guy like me! I'm average looking.... I don't stink.... I'm funny! But I'm lazy,dumb,weak,and a big coward..... no wonder she does not like me... I'm nowhere as good as Sasuke.... He makes good grades,he's strong... He looks cool while doing stuff! But I'm gonna beat him one day and prove to Ino I'm just as good as that basterd!

Me being the dingbat I am I tried to be cool and jump out of the window but I slipped and fell face first on the ground......

Ow! I always do that!

By the time I had got done with my boring rant I had stepped into my unusual classroom.... But I still like them though... As I looked around for a seat I saw the prettiest girl in the class......Ino. She was currently arguing with Sakura. They always fought for Sasuke's attention. Since I knew I wasn't gonna have a chance to sit on that side of class I walked over and sat down next Hinata. She was cute too she wasn't my type... She is too nice and stalkerish....

"Hey Hinata!",I said politely with a closed eye smile.

"H-hi Mishoto.....",she said with her usual quiet voice that I barely heard.

" I can't wait to graduate so I can follow my dream! What's yours Hinata?",I asked Hinata trying to pass the time.

"Oh! Um..... well..",she stammered out as she started playing with her fingers and looked down blushing. She kept trying to say something but I got bored and decided to see what was going because Sasuke and Naruto were having one of their gay standoffs. Seriously they would get all up in each others face! So close that you would think they were kiss-

Just as I was about to finish my sentence boy bumped into Naruto making tumble forward and kiss Sasuke full on the lips!!! What the hell! Oh shit! I couldn't stop during laughing as Naruto and Sasuke started fake choking. I looked over at Hinata to see as she didn't seem happy that she couldn't be Naruto's first kiss but I shrugged it off as I quietly sneaked behind Naruto and stole his wallet and pulled out $20 ryo.

Ahh now I have money for dinner! I licked my lips slowly with a smile on my face as I knew the bakery lady would give me a discount on the brownies. But finally Iruku-sensei walked into the classroom while holding a clipboard in his hand.

"Alright! Quiet down! I'm about to tell you your new teams!",Iruka yelled loudly as always. The room was now silent awaiting for the names of people that would become their new comrades...

First off is Team 8! Hinata Hyuga! Hinata's eyes get wide as she leans forward in her chair alittle waiting to hear her new teammates names.

Kiba Inzunka!

"Yahoo!",Kiba yells as he smiles and jumps up in the air with his ninja dog Akumaru.

Final member of Team 8 is Shino Abrume!

Suddenly a young lady comes into the room with ruby eyes. Damn she was hot! As all of the boys were in a trance with their tongues hanging out of their mouth except Sasuke and Shino.

"Alright Team 8 come with me!",she said as she walked out of the room before seeing that she caused a waterfall of blood in the room.

"N-now we have Team 7!",Iruka stuttered out. First Mishoto! My ears perked up when I heard my name being called. Next Naruto Uzumaki! I growled at Naruto from across the room as he stared at me evilly,almost fox-like which no one noticed except me. Third we have Sakura Haruno!

"Yes!",Naruto yelled excitedly as he jumped so high that I thought his head would go through the roof. But at the same time Sakura sweat dropped which made me chuckle.

Finally Sasuke Uchiha!

My ears perked up when I heard that name..... For some reason Sasuke last name was Uchiha when all the Uchihas were dead except me and Itachi...... I think so.....

As everyone's name was called off the list it ended up just us stuck in the classroom byourselves... Yep... Me,Sakura,Sasuke,and Naruto.....

I wonder where the hell our sensei is at!

"He's taking forever! I'm gonna get him back for this!",Naruto said loudly as ever. He stood on his tiptoes and stretched the far as he can and stuck a black eraser on top of the door.

There! He's not gonna see it coming!

"Naruto, he is a jonin! He's obviously won't fall for a trick like that",Sakura said annoyed but she secretly wanted to see what would happen.

Suddenly everything moved in slow motion as the door creaked open as everybody crowed in a small group huddled up anticipating what would happen. As the white-haired man opened the door eraser bounced off of his head.

"My first impression of you guys are..... You are a bunch of idiots....",he said cooly. Everybody sweat dropped at the comment. Meet me at the top of the school so we can discuss our business",he said with no expression as he disappeared in a whirl of leaves.

~ later on~

"Now! I will tell you guys about myself then you guys next! First my name is Kakashi Hatake and I have likes and dislikes. And my plan for the future is....well I don't have one!",Kakashi says cheerfully. Now you boy with blonde hair!

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to become the next-

Authors note: Wait Wait Wait! What the hell am I doing here? Everybody knows what happens next so gives a crap! That's the end of the revised chapter and If we work together as a community we can make this book the greastest book ever!!!!