The Best Ninja Ever!!!

Ch. 16 One Big Flashback....

Authors note: As you can tell from the chapter this is a flashback! So if you hate flashbacks then leave now! Also I'm trying to take my writing skills to the next level and my master has helped me but where do babies come from????? I've always wanted to ask that! I think they come from girls butthole???? Or maybe their bellybutton!!!! But on a different matter I have a fast-paced writing style but I'm slowing it down this chapter.....tell me if you like it or not!!!

Narrator: This flashback takes place when Mishoto was just born....

3rd Person POV

"Don't you think he's too damn young to be a demon-holder!!!!", Yumi yells in anger.

"Don't you think your to damn loud?",Mishoto the woman's husband retorts back.

"Well you and Jiriya are about to fuck up my child's life!!!",she says.

"What can possibly go wrong?",Mishoto says calmly.

4 Years Later...

"Get the hell out of here!",the store owner yelled. If you want your damn food your gonna have to fight for it! So do you want it or not?

"But I'm tired of fighting! I'm tired killing my friends! I'm tired of having to fight for food! Please stop...",the young four year old Mishoto cries out loud as he drops to his knees crying.

"Oh so you think you can use the old sob story on me huh? Well get your ass in the ring!!!",the evil store owner scoffs as he kicks Mishoto in the ass hard making him on the ring mat facing a big tall young boy. The boy looked like he smoked crack because his muscles looked like they belonged to a grown man. The boy easily picks up Mishoto as he starts to strangle him.

The crowd is now going ballistic as the place is a big room with a stands that can fit 20 people and the ring was a small circle probably by chalk.

Mishoto struggling started to get less and less... and then he slump into the boy's arms dead from the lack of air.

"Get that trash out of here!",the store owner yelled as he grinned evilly counting his money.

But what he didn't know was that Mishoto wasn't dead he was actually faking.

"Get up Mishoto it's time to go!",the brawny boy whispered. He was picking up his sack filled with food and clothes.

"Okay!", Mishoto responded back as they started running off in the woods. Hey Where should we go?

"Your going to Kohona....."the boy whispered back quietly as he started taking off his shirt with explosives strapped all over his body.They are gonna catch up to us....

Then lets hurry up then!

No Mishoto......I'm gonna kill them all so no other kid will have to go to that hell hole.....

So your gonna catch back up with me?

Yeah...... Now hurry!!!!

Bye..... My friend....

2 months later Mishoto has made it to Kohona and Itachi Uchiha who he found was his relative took him to the Hokage's office.

"Hello there! Who is this you brought here Itachi?"the old man happily asks. He had such a warm aura....

"This child is Mishoto Uchiha..."the young uchiha responded back.

The Hokage flinched at hearing this name then stood up and looked up out the window at the buzzing village.

"Itachi.....where did you find him?",the Hokage asked.

"Outside of the village. He's told me stories about his past alittle and it seems he was dropped of by some traveling merchants."Itachi says not losing his composure.

"Well he can stay in this village if he can answer this question....."the Hokage walks to the boy and stands tall over him. Listen young Mishoto do you have the Will of Fire inside of you?

"What's that?",Mishoto asks back.

"Hehe it's the natural feeling you have inside of you to protect the village!",the Hokage says with a big smile.

"Well since I will get to play With Sasuke yes I do have the Will of Fire!!!",Mishoto exclaims with a cheesy smile as he jumps out of the window for no reason.

W-wait are you doing!!!"Itachi yells surprised that the young child jumped out a window.

"Haha! You better go save him!"the old man laughs out as he gets back to his paperwork.

"You know you could have killed yourself?"Itachi asks calmly.

"I know! I just like jumping out of windows!",Mishoto yells back with a smile.

As they keep walking Mishoto keeps talking until he passes by a young boy with blonde hair,blue eyes,and whiskers on his cheek. The boy growls at him.

"Who are you growling at butthead..."Mishoto asks as he walks to the boy.

"My name is Naruto and I'm gonna become the Hokage believe it!!!

My name is Mishoto and I'm gonna become the greastest ninja in the world!!!

"Alright then I think it's time to go home then!"Itachi steps in between the two wondering why those two hated each other for some reason......

"Well then we gonna fight when we become ninja so Itachi will stay out of the way!" Mishoto yells at Naruto as he starts walking back.

"Your gonna lose believe it!" Naruto yells then starts walking away in the opposite direction.

As they made it back to Itachi's house they walked in the house.

Mother this Mishoto Uchiha." Itachi says now talking less serious but still with that calm attitude.

"Hey there!"Itachi's mom says cheerily.

"Yo...."Mishoto says coolly still mad at the encounter he had with Naruto.

"Sasuke come out and meet your cousin!"Itachi mom yells.

Sasuke walks in with a scowl on his face because his hair was in a mess you could tell he just woke up. Hey...

"Where you guys dad at?"Mishoto asks nobody in general deciding to take up Itachi's attitude.

"He's out in a meeting. How about you and Sasuke go spar while me and your new mom talk about where will you will sleep....

As Sasuke and Mishoto went outside they bowed in respect to each other then charged at each other ducking,blocking,and laughing. They kept laughing until Sasuke punch connected with Mishoto's jaw making him fall to the ground.

"Hmph....your not that strong"Sasuke says arrogantly.

"Grrrr!!!! Your gonna get it Sasuke!!!,Mishoto yells as he tackles Sasuke to the ground turning a simple spar to a bar fight.

When Itachi was done talking to his mother he came outside he saw his little brother and cousin laid out on the ground with bruises all over them.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."Itachi says as he picks them both up and lays them down in their room. He walks out ominously as he sees his best friend he asks for him to talk him on the bridge in a secluded place.......

Authors note: sorry guys its just not me! I can't write super long chapters but the story was slowed down! But I'm gonna rewrite the beginning chapters so it will be better! And you guys help me because if we work together as a community this story can be the greastest book in the world!!!!