Quis Est, Qui Te Amo?

Oops?

Maeve
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"Fuck a duck" I rubbed my head, my rather small headache hurting way less than the little bruises on my hips. I guess I fell all over the floor.

I got up and stumbled half naked into my kitchen and brought my water pitcher out of the fridge. Last night I made my famous hangover Bloody Mary drink. I knew I would need it. I didn't even bother to grab a glass and just started chugging it.

"What happened to the cute girl I met who made me food?"

I choked on my hangover special and turned around to find a laughing Suga. He laughed harder when I started coughing and I flipped him off. I'm cute sometimes. But I'm also a little badass.

"We haven't even had sex and you're walking around in your underwear. Makes me wonder exactly how many people have seen it. Especially with how frisky you were last night. You know you almost flashed everyone? You ran around in your underwear with everyone in the house..." Suga said rather angrily.

I paled and made eye contact uncomfortably. Then I started DYING. "I DID WHAT!?!? THATS HILARIOUS!!!! I really have no chill." You sputtered through laughs.

Suga was very unamused. "You think that's funny?"

Oh shit. Now he's mad. I coughed nervously and said "yea?"

Suga stalked toward me and put the pitcher on the counter. He grabbed my  hips and the pain from the bruises sprang silently and very dull I'm comparison to his anger. He said "This beautiful body is only for my eyes. Don't show anybody else."

He released me and walked away. "Shit. Fuck a duck!" I shook my head and yelled "Suga, come back here, I'm sorry. I was drunk out of my shit and I didn't mean it. I'm still a virgin for heavens sake. You know that I only love you." He paused and I blushed. I must be insane. I just said so much. I'm such a dummy!!

He turned around and looked me in the eyes with a smirk. Ugh. "Your virgin self loves only me?" "Shit the hell up~!" I said with a laugh.

He raised his hands and wiggled his fingers. "Stay the hell away from me Suga" I said playfully. I started to run and he was after me in a flash, me screaming through my house and him in hot persist yelling "wait till I catch you, you little ripe fruit!!"

"Ewwww gross!! No!!" He cornered me in the living room and tossed me into my couch, him positioned between my legs.

"You smell like alcohol, let's take a bath babe." He raised an eyebrow teasingly and I wiggled below him and asked "are we gunna have sex?"

He nodded and you squealed in excitement, running to the bathroom.

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Ana
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Kookie led me down the street and we approached a hospital. "K-Kookie, I don't want to!! I'm scared!!"

"It's okay Ana! I'll be here the entire time. I'll hold your hand through it all." He hugged me close and I took a deep, shaky breath.

"Okay. Let's go." I walked confidently through the front door and told the lady at the front desk that I was pregnant and that I would like to see a doctor. I waited for a moment and was led into the back, my hand clasping Jungkook's for dear life.

When we were settled into a room and the doctor came in, he performed a test without saying much. When he came back he said "The test shows that you're most definitely pregnant young lady. Are you the father?" He asked Jungkook.

"Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Jeon Jungkook." What? Why would he say that?

"Well, from the tests that I've taken, your baby seems to be quite healthy. Congratulations you guys!! I hope it turns out either as beautiful as her mother or as handsome as his father."