Josh, Josh, Josh. I open my eyes everything is hazy from my sleep.I raise my hand and push myself up.
I'm in the forest trees are around me in a perfect circle of trees .Beyond that are just more trees.
In the circle tree are no trees the floor is sand and there are three stumps. ( no not Patrick Stump). Each as high a elephant.
My eyes skim up to the top as my eyes reach the top I spot one two , three. Three figures standing on each stump. They all had black emo robes on.
They speak loudly in clearly to me we make eye contact. "JOSH RAMSEY" the one with the brown spikey hair spoke. Then they all speak "We are the council of the mythical land of the beach hobos and we need your help".
I am in a state of confusion. I've never had a weird dream like this. The one with the the Brown hair starts to announce there names.
"Josh Ramsey we the council need your help" . The one on the left throws his hood off and states his name clearly "Mike Ayley" he has spikey hair and looks tall.
Then the one in the middle speaks "Matt Webb" he has brown hair and brown eyes but looks shorter and doesn't speak loudly he reminds me of the dead baby chipmunk I ate at the beach.
Then the one all the way on the right speaks. " Ian Casselman" he speaks in a childish tone. " I HAD A BURRITO" he shouts out. He starts to make fart sounds with his mouth.
The one on the left or "Mike" cuts him off. Then Ian stops but the one in the middle continues to giggle softly.
The man Mike looks to his wrist. It must be a watch because after he looks at his wrist he yells out " Where running out of time before he wakes-".
He cut of until I feel water dripping onto my face. Everything is black but my eyes adjust and I realize I'm back in my shack guess it was all a dream... But it all seemed so real...
I climb of my mattress and turn on the lateen I keep next to my bed. I reach under my pillow and take out a plastic grocery bag and shove it in the cracks that a dripping.
I crawl over to the broken mirror. " Oh no my manscara is running" I murmur to myself.
I crawl over to the side a look out the crack of the board. It looks about midnight and its still raining so I crawl back into bed turn of the lantern and fall asleep.
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Josh Ramsey And The Mythical Land Of The Beach Hobos
FanfictionJosh Ramsey is one of the many beach hobos in California. Living under the board walk. But spots a mysterious girl that seems to be a beach hobo to. She comes day after day and when Josh try's to talk to her she runs in the forest. One day he follow...
