Fairy Tail X Reader Funny Oneshots

Wake Up (Cobra X Female Wizard)

Cobra's P.V

We got new member and she said she was first generation dragonslayer but she tends to fall asleep in day time like Midnight. So I tend to wake up tomorrow early in the morning since I hear Angel say that she often sees ______ waking up so early and go outside somewhere. I'll finally get my vengeance from her since she won at I Spy, which is bullshit since I usually always win!

~Time Skip~

I got up early and waited outside without my shirt or jacket on cause it was too much work. I saw door open and ______ walked out looking miserable as hell and I followed her somehow I manage to still see her from a distance in the forest and she stop by a river and laid down on the grass. Since I have amazing hearing I could hear her cry and saying repeatedly "I'm sorry.." I decided to do somethjng, I yelled out "Oi! Whatcha sorry about?" I sat next to her and I never gotten closer to her than before I recognized those eyes. "Idiot don't cry, its not something a ᴾᴿᴱᵀᵀᵞ ᴳᴵᴿᴸ ˢᴴᴼᵁᴸᴰ ᴰᴼ." I mumbled the last part since it was something embarrassing dammit, why does she have be still so cute over the damn years....'Asshole I can also hear your thoughts, your not the only one.' "Who you calling an asshole?!" I yelled getting annoyed now I regret speaking in my mind. She looked at me then looked away quickly and I was confused why she did. 'Where's your pants and shirt or jacket you idiot!' I looked down at myself than realized and turned around. "Its not my fault!" She looked at my back and argued "Is too!" After a while of arguing I decided to put her on my lap and hug her. "If ya remember me then how bout I get my reward." I tried to wink but can't since I'm missing me right eye. She laughed and said "That's the Erik I know and love! And she kissed my cheek and I blushed madly with my jaw dropped. I watch her leave while smiling then I wonder how the hell am I suppose to get inside my room without others knowing I'm half naked!