Fairy Tail X Reader Funny Oneshots

Dating 101 (Sting X Female Wizard)

Sting's P.V

Today is the day, I'm gonna ask ______ on a date! So I quickly got out of bed, but quietly and carefully so Lector won't be disturbed. I changed into blank shirt with no sleeves and black pants while putting a blue vest on with the collar up then finally put on my blue gloves/white ribbon. As I left my room and closed the door as I headed down stairs into the guild of Sabertooth. I only saw Rogue and Frosch chatting happily while Yukino and _____ talking though the door opened as Rufus walked up to them like the fancy guy he is and he sat down next to ______ and grabbed her hands and into his and said, "I would like to make a proposal between you and I. I vow to protect at every moment, you are endanger if you would allow me to join you on your missions maybe even today-" I walked up to him and tried to him and then I didn't cause he caught my fist with his bare hand. Then he smirked and said, "Quite rude to interrupt a private conversation, you are setting up a poor example as a guild master among your comrades." I took my fist away, "Well maybe you shouldn't be making proposal to a lady if she has plans today." I could fell everyone's eyes on me as I moved towards ______'s side as I exclaimed, "We have a date today and you're not taking her anywhere while she's with me." I glared at him and he glared at me then Rogue pulled me back while he said, "Did you know what you just said?" I blinked then realized the words that came out of my mouth. As I looked at ______ and she was completely shocked while blushing while Yukino was surprised then Frosch was like smiling happily even though he didn't understand the situation. Then Yukino and Rogue dragged me outside while leaving Rufus and Frosch with ______ while I signed Rufus that I was watching him, with my fingers. He just chuckled as the guild door closed and Rogue hit my at the back of my head, then said, "You're an idiot ya know. At least you dressed up, but announced it out loud without her even knowing it was gonna happen so you ruined even at least she doesn't murder you for your stupidity." Yukino sighed then said, "I'm gonna give you some dating tips and hopefully you actually listen and learn alright. First of all is what Rogue said, which is to get dressed up. Next is to actually plan ahead of where you guys will go along with what time. Third step is to be a gentlemen and not be rude to the lady and finally if everything goes well say how you feel with your heart about her and it better be honest or else a girl knows when you lie which could end in a disaster." I slowly processed what she said and literally I don't anything of those things, I'm the complete opposite of a gentleman and I don't plan things and lastly I don't speak my heart out, I used my fists... I'm screwed. Rogue patted my shoulder and smiled while Yukino gave me two thumbs up as I went to open the door of the guild and sighed as they slowly opened as I saw Rufus inside the floor, Frosch crying while _____ hugged him while her fist burning with her (dragonslayer element). She yelled, "Don't you ever say that to Frosch! He's still a baby-" She looked at the us and then walked up to us as she gave a Frosch to Rogue. "I'll play for the damages, I'm not sure if Rufus will be fine, but know he deserves and the fact I might of gone overboard." She grabbed my hand and started walking as I was dragged, I looked back while Rogue and Yukino were shocked and scared. I knew I couldn't screw up this time. I got up and walked along with her and I started leading us to the beach nearby and it was evening, I was waiting for it to be night time. We sat down on the sand and talked about how life was with missions and relationships. The new thing that I learned about was the fact she was the little sister of Erza Scarlet. No wonder she doesn't tolerate with things that piss her off. She came close to me and rested her head onto my shoulder and I did the same except on the side of her head, she smiled and looked at the sky turned from orange/pink descending to dark blue that almost seemed like black and I used my right hand and used my light dragonslayer powers to create a light that was beautiful yet bright enough to lite up the darkness in front of us. I made a heart and some stars. She used her power to and held my hand as she pulled them up into the sky and it flew up and blew up like fireworks and she pulled me into a kiss.

______'s P.V

I wasn't gonna let Sting the first move, plus he is pretty clumsy at times though he's a really sweet guy. I wouldn't date any other guy in the world except for him. As we separated and I smiled. "Now we're technically boyfriend and girlfriend. Thanks for taking me out here Sting, I really do appreciate it if I didn't I would of left a long time ago." I laughed as he blushed out of shock as he quickly wrapped his arms around my waist and gave me a peck on the cheek as he pointed up at the sky and he used his powers to create such amazing figures like our guild mark and then I felt something jumped onto me and I realized it was Lector and I petted him and hugged me as he smiled at Sting and I as he congratulated us since he was spying on us the whole time since he knew Sting so well.